By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 152
You deserved it 64 519

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So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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pigs are smarter than dolphins.

Nuuuuuuuuuuuh uhhhhhhhhh, dolphins are the second most intelligent life form on Earth, second only to mice.

you can't argue with a face like mine.

you're obviously a bimbo.

At least I know how to use the 'Shift' key.

ScaryyMary, are you saying that mice are smarter than humans?

If the FML community is a fair representation of humanity's intelligence as a whole, then I'd say we're somewhere around the 10th percentile.

Midnight, that's being too generous.

pigs are smarter than op

Humans are the smartest only because they can build weapons the are able to kill the other animals and that is it.

61 that's not how you measure intelligence lol.

Mice, Mice, baby, Mice

65, That is how you measure intelligence because we are the obvious outcome of survival of the fittest and are dominant on this planet; therefore, we are the most intelligent.

dolphins are the only other mammal that have sexual intercores for pleasure.

haha was that a reference to hitchhiker's guide? :D

Yes, but humans are the only ones who can spell "intercourse". Well, some humans...

What animal does tooth paste come from?

91, Actually bonobo monkeys do too

I like how nobody got ScarrMary's reference

Ricky, not everyone has read whatever the hell ScaryMary is referring to. I know I haven't. Don't panic!

Hahaha ^^ -Like-

Actually, Bonobos fall under apes, and I learnt a new thing about them assuming you are right.

I like how no one can spell my name. Who the hell are these ScarrMary and ScaryMary people?

#5 ur an ass for putting that as ur profile pic. U think that's funny but it's not. That person is prob going through alot and there u go thinking it's funny. Ur ridiculous.

126 I was going to say that .. y do u have that picture u heartless guy.

Ah, don't worry Mary, no one ever gets my name right either :( It's always Dortje, Doorje, Dorje, or, this was the worst, I'll remember it for the rest of my life: Doogri.

If dolphins were so smart they would stop getting caught in tuna nets and my tuna sandwiches would not taste as good they do.....yummmmy dolphin and mayo on white bread!!!

agree wit 87 and 126

sorry doortje, I said doortji last time by the way, you still want to see a pic of doc right? ( the funniest thing just happened, I just hit "I" instead of "o" for doc on my I pod, that would have been awkward, bullet dodged!!)

I doubt he's ever going to show one, now matter how many times you bring up the subject ;)

#126- You're an ass for putting THAT as your profile picture. that girl is probably going through a lot. it's not funny.

182 can't b worse than ur pic.....at least ppl can tell Wut sex I am. Wit that bein said....male or female?

Humans and Dolphins are the only two creatures alive (that we know of) who enjoy sex. So, us two are obviousky the best.

What about humans?? We're are animals

3 - Crows are smarter than dolphins.

I'm stupid. FML

WAIT HAM ISN'T AN ANIMAL!?!??! Then how do u explain the flying roasted pig legs with giant devil horns that go MOOINK MOOINK in my back yard every night????

Bahahahahaha

You were right OP. Ham is from hamsters and pork are from pigs. Dont let those humans fool you.

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

Duh!!! Haven't you ever heard of the wild and rare 'ham-bone'? What a beautiful creature...

my thoughts exactly!

it could be harvested from manbearpig im super dooper serial

Lol southpark ex vice prez algore or however you spell his name XD

Or OP could be a total sicko and think it came from hamsters... and now that I said that, holy shit those would have to be huge hamsters... xD

247: His name is Al Gore. First name Al. Last name Gore.

Th!!!! n DMBSS!!! PLRS TQMB MH DWEZ!!!

..I think I just lost brain cells from reading this.

whhaaa? hfbg jhuhr hukctvvhkbg hhhhhhggh

wht th fck r y tryng t sy ??? Seriously, doesn't it take more effort to remove the vowels? Because it took far more effort for me to try to read your sentence, I truly do not understand this new epidemic.

.....and your calling OP the dumbass? hah. wooooww.

bro learn to type!!

You are retarded

... I am sorry, but your dumbass answer is not valid. Go to kindergarten, and come back later.

What? Could you please repeat that? The only language I speak is English

I didn't even attempt to read this, and I'm normally pretty tolerant of bad grammar/spelling....

i want a pet doplin

Yeah, everyone knows doplins are the most fantastic animals ever. :) I want one too.

What is a 'doplin'???

a circumcised unicorn

a doplin is you. a foot looking creature

No, that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

are you in ms rods class? lmao just wondering

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

Haha fuck republicans xD

are you stupid? of course, probably voted for Nader

This comment just made my day, Democrat4lyfe :D

That's not FML...you're just an idiot!

Aww you thought it was part of a unicorn :) p.s. How do you think we get cheese? :D

it grows on a bush...durrrrrrr

You get cheese from cows...

WHAT?! how come no one told me! sneakysnake you cheeky soul..

Yeah, but #16 thinks that you get cheese from pigs

That's sad if you think so.

Don't mess with Texas! Remember the Alamo!

the texans lost at the alamo

you remembered!

iiCaptain, you sir are a bastard. I am a Texan and I scored top of my class on the standardized tests in fifth grade. I bet that's more than you can say.