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Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By acab93 / Thursday 10 February 2011 22:37 / United States

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By Doortje | 28

#2068049 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:09

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

By ScaryyMary | 14

#2068084 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:18

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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By Winter247 | 2

#2068033 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:07

pigs are smarter than dolphins.

ScaryyMary | 14

#2068039 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Nuuuuuuuuuuuh uhhhhhhhhh, dolphins are the second most intelligent life form on Earth, second only to mice.

Winter247 | 2

#2068051 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:10

you can't argue with a face like mine.

ScaryyMary | 14

#2068069 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:14

I just did.

Winter247 | 2

#2068102 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:22

you're obviously a bimbo.

ScaryyMary | 14

#2068108 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:23

At least I know how to use the 'Shift' key.

thatsparksguy | 0

#2068180 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:44

ScaryyMary, are you saying that mice are smarter than humans?

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2068201 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:47

If the FML community is a fair representation of humanity's intelligence as a whole, then I'd say we're somewhere around the 10th percentile.

SirEBC | 7

#2068355 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:17

Midnight, that's being too generous.

sloppyflow | 1

#2068409 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:33

pigs are smarter than op

VianaJ_Garcia | 14

#2068456 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:45

Humans are the smartest only because they can build weapons the are able to kill the other animals and that is it.

the_ace1337 | 0

#2068509 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:55

61 that's not how you measure intelligence lol.

Troll1 | 0

#2068532 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:04

but it is

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#2068624 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:24

Mice, Mice, baby, Mice

TheShadesMaster | 0

#2068874 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:20

65, That is how you measure intelligence because we are the obvious outcome of survival of the fittest and are dominant on this planet; therefore, we are the most intelligent.

XxPurplePandaxX | 0

#2068894 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:22

87-Exactly.

epic13 | 12

#2068942 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:34

dolphins are the only other mammal that have sexual intercores for pleasure.

emmeau | 1

#2069000 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:46

haha was that a reference to hitchhiker's guide? :D

DocBastard | 38

#2069017 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:49

Yes, but humans are the only ones who can spell "intercourse".

Well, some humans...

Macromartyr | 3

#2069156 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:30

What animal does tooth paste come from?

collegegirl87 | 0

#2069171 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:32

91, Actually bonobo monkeys do too

rickydebacle | 0

#2069183 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:36

I like how nobody got ScarrMary's reference

DocBastard | 38

#2069216 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:44

Ricky, not everyone has read whatever the hell ScaryMary is referring to. I know I haven't.

Don't panic!

Triad24 | 0

#2069322 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:21

Hahaha ^^ -Like-

someindiandude | 6

#2069334 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:24

Actually, Bonobos fall under apes, and I learnt a new thing about them assuming you are right.

ScaryyMary | 14

#2069343 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:26

I like how no one can spell my name. Who the hell are these ScarrMary and ScaryMary people?

Kelita | 0

#2069403 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:42

#5 ur an ass for putting that as ur profile pic. U think that's funny but it's not. That person is prob going through alot and there u go thinking it's funny. Ur ridiculous.

iluvu2death | 0

#2069498 - Friday 11 February 2011 7:19

126 I was going to say that .. y do u have that picture u heartless guy.

Doortje | 28

#2069704 - Friday 11 February 2011 9:02

Ah, don't worry Mary, no one ever gets my name right either :( It's always Dortje, Doorje, Dorje, or, this was the worst, I'll remember it for the rest of my life: Doogri.

The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#2069716 - Friday 11 February 2011 9:04

If dolphins were so smart they would stop getting caught in tuna nets and my tuna sandwiches would not taste as good they do.....yummmmy dolphin and mayo on white bread!!!

bariforlife | 0

#2069777 - Friday 11 February 2011 9:41

agree wit 87 and 126

MrBond007_fml | 6

#2069861 - Friday 11 February 2011 10:14

sorry doortje, I said doortji last time

by the way, you still want to see a pic of doc right? ( the funniest thing just happened, I just hit "I" instead of "o" for doc on my I pod, that would have been awkward, bullet dodged!!)

Doortje | 28

#2071224 - Friday 11 February 2011 16:03

I doubt he's ever going to show one, now matter how many times you bring up the subject ;)

JohnBoyFsYL | 10

#2071852 - Friday 11 February 2011 19:48

#126- You're an ass for putting THAT as your profile picture. that girl is probably going through a lot. it's not funny.

Kelita | 0

#2073767 - Saturday 12 February 2011 8:13

182 can't b worse than ur pic.....at least ppl can tell Wut sex I am. Wit that bein said....male or female?

gress269 | 4

#3897393 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:07

Humans and Dolphins are the only two creatures alive (that we know of) who enjoy sex. So, us two are obviousky the best.

kiss_1214 | 17

#4002017 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:02

What about humans?? We're are animals

capslockisgood | 19

#5048503 - Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:49

3 - Crows are smarter than dolphins.

By Jessa_Bo_Bessa | 0

#2068035 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Wow.

FMLandurstoo | 9

#2068130 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:32

I'm stupid. FML

palltaru | 0

#2068692 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:35

lol^^^

yesiyes | 0

#2068706 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:39

looooll :D

banana_buddy | 6

#2069503 - Friday 11 February 2011 7:21

WAIT HAM ISN'T AN ANIMAL!?!??! Then how do u explain the flying roasted pig legs with giant devil horns that go MOOINK MOOINK in my back yard every night????

ljr1094 | 7

#2071116 - Friday 11 February 2011 15:14

Bahahahahaha

robotnhi | 0

#2071744 - Friday 11 February 2011 19:17

You were right OP. Ham is from hamsters and pork are from pigs. Dont let those humans fool you.

By Doortje | 28

#2068049 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:09

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2068419 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:36

Duh!!! Haven't you ever heard of the wild and rare 'ham-bone'? What a beautiful creature...

cmac86 | 23

#2069680 - Friday 11 February 2011 8:42

my thoughts exactly!

bariforlife | 0

#2069784 - Friday 11 February 2011 9:43

hahaha

sandythongs | 1

#2861994 - Sunday 10 July 2011 19:07

it could be harvested from manbearpig im super dooper serial

kiss_1214 | 17

#4002024 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:05

Lol southpark ex vice prez algore or however you spell his name XD

NikkiRainbow63 | 30

#5874819 - Tuesday 4 March 2014 2:02

Or OP could be a total sicko and think it came from hamsters... and now that I said that, holy shit those would have to be huge hamsters... xD

teentee401 | 36

#5980159 - Thursday 19 June 2014 1:52

247: His name is Al Gore. First name Al. Last name Gore.

By Scottz | 0

#2068057 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:10

Th!!!! n DMBSS!!! PLRS TQMB MH DWEZ!!!

Doortje | 28

#2068064 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:12

Seriously?

ryanst | 7

#2068169 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:40

..I think I just lost brain cells from reading this.

YtotsDI | 0

#2068775 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:55

whhaaa? hfbg jhuhr hukctvvhkbg hhhhhhggh

thisgirl2u | 9

#2068949 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:36

wht th fck r y tryng t sy ??? Seriously, doesn't it take more effort to remove the vowels? Because it took far more effort for me to try to read your sentence, I truly do not understand this new epidemic.

shaaayyee | 0

#2073672 - Saturday 12 February 2011 7:56

.....and your calling OP the dumbass? hah. wooooww.

amrik | 11

#2817737 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:11

bro learn to type!!

uffiewuffie | 0

#3230271 - Saturday 3 September 2011 21:48

You are retarded

Ninjasaurus18 | 9

#4369166 - Sunday 29 April 2012 14:43

... I am sorry, but your dumbass answer is not valid. Go to kindergarten, and come back later.

lilny5613 | 10

#4385213 - Thursday 3 May 2012 3:49

What? Could you please repeat that? The only language I speak is English

asinforasin | 1

#4843669 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 15:23

I didn't even attempt to read this, and I'm normally pretty tolerant of bad grammar/spelling....

By TheDrop | 0

#2068059 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:11

i want a pet doplin

InBetweenDreams | 0

#2068082 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:17

Yeah, everyone knows doplins are the most fantastic animals ever. :) I want one too.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2068395 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:30

What is a 'doplin'???

Troll1 | 0

#2068560 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:08

a circumcised unicorn

TheDrop | 0

#2068855 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:16

a doplin is you. a foot looking creature

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2069325 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:21

No, that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

stitchedXDteddy | 0

#2071243 - Friday 11 February 2011 16:08

lol

By vip3r20 | 8

#2068067 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:13

are you in ms rods class? lmao just wondering

By ScaryyMary | 14

#2068084 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:18

midnightsun123 | 2

#2068398 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:30

Haha fuck republicans xD

Dillonjjohnson | 0

#2069143 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:24

are you stupid? of course, probably voted for Nader

Frankinatore98 | 0

#3995859 - Sunday 5 February 2012 15:00

This comment just made my day, Democrat4lyfe :D

By k246lol | 0

#2068085 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:18

lol

By Ur1Temptazian | 0

#2068089 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:19

That's not FML...you're just an idiot!

By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#2068105 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:22

Aww you thought it was part of a unicorn :)
p.s. How do you think we get cheese? :D

idklalaalala | 0

#2068293 - Friday 11 February 2011 2:07

it grows on a bush...durrrrrrr

sneakysnake | 0

#2068769 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:53

You get cheese from cows...

matkeller | 0

#2069010 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:48

WHAT?! how come no one told me! sneakysnake you cheeky soul..

sneakysnake | 0

#2069063 - Friday 11 February 2011 5:01

Yeah, but #16 thinks that you get cheese from pigs

mea_iloveskiing | 26

#2069605 - Friday 11 February 2011 8:00

That's sad if you think so.

Spenerish | 0

#2070790 - Friday 11 February 2011 12:58

Don't mess with Texas! Remember the Alamo!

thew_fml | 14

#2071382 - Friday 11 February 2011 16:47

the texans lost at the alamo

archzinno | 0

#2072254 - Friday 11 February 2011 21:58

you remembered!

kprando25 | 8

#4706207 - Thursday 19 July 2012 1:48

iiCaptain, you sir are a bastard.
I am a Texan and I scored top of my class on the standardized tests in fifth grade. I bet that's more than you can say.