Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje
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So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?
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ScaryyMary
| 14
Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.
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Winter247
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pigs are smarter than dolphins.
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ScaryyMary
| 14
Nuuuuuuuuuuuh uhhhhhhhhh, dolphins are the second most intelligent life form on Earth, second only to mice.
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Winter247
| 2
you can't argue with a face like mine.
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ScaryyMary
| 14
I just did.
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Winter247
| 2
you're obviously a bimbo.
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ScaryyMary
| 14
At least I know how to use the 'Shift' key.
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thatsparksguy
| 0
ScaryyMary, are you saying that mice are smarter than humans?
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
If the FML community is a fair representation of humanity's intelligence as a whole, then I'd say we're somewhere around the 10th percentile.
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SirEBC
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Midnight, that's being too generous.
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sloppyflow
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pigs are smarter than op
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VianaJ_Garcia
| 14
Humans are the smartest only because they can build weapons the are able to kill the other animals and that is it.
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the_ace1337
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61 that's not how you measure intelligence lol.
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Troll1
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but it is
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Mice, Mice, baby, Mice
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TheShadesMaster
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65, That is how you measure intelligence because we are the obvious outcome of survival of the fittest and are dominant on this planet; therefore, we are the most intelligent.
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XxPurplePandaxX
| 0
87-Exactly.
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epic13
| 12
dolphins are the only other mammal that have sexual intercores for pleasure.
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emmeau
| 1
haha was that a reference to hitchhiker's guide? :D
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DocBastard
| 38
Yes, but humans are the only ones who can spell "intercourse".
Well, some humans...
Well, some humans...
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Macromartyr
| 3
What animal does tooth paste come from?
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collegegirl87
| 0
91, Actually bonobo monkeys do too
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rickydebacle
| 0
I like how nobody got ScarrMary's reference
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DocBastard
| 38
Ricky, not everyone has read whatever the hell ScaryMary is referring to. I know I haven't.
Don't panic!
Don't panic!
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Triad24
| 0
Hahaha ^^ -Like-
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someindiandude
| 6
Actually, Bonobos fall under apes, and I learnt a new thing about them assuming you are right.
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ScaryyMary
| 14
I like how no one can spell my name. Who the hell are these ScarrMary and ScaryMary people?
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Kelita
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#5 ur an ass for putting that as ur profile pic. U think that's funny but it's not. That person is prob going through alot and there u go thinking it's funny. Ur ridiculous.
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iluvu2death
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126 I was going to say that .. y do u have that picture u heartless guy.
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Doortje
| 28
Ah, don't worry Mary, no one ever gets my name right either :( It's always Dortje, Doorje, Dorje, or, this was the worst, I'll remember it for the rest of my life: Doogri.
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The_Dude_Abides_
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If dolphins were so smart they would stop getting caught in tuna nets and my tuna sandwiches would not taste as good they do.....yummmmy dolphin and mayo on white bread!!!
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bariforlife
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agree wit 87 and 126
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MrBond007_fml
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sorry doortje, I said doortji last time
by the way, you still want to see a pic of doc right? ( the funniest thing just happened, I just hit "I" instead of "o" for doc on my I pod, that would have been awkward, bullet dodged!!)
by the way, you still want to see a pic of doc right? ( the funniest thing just happened, I just hit "I" instead of "o" for doc on my I pod, that would have been awkward, bullet dodged!!)
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Doortje
| 28
I doubt he's ever going to show one, now matter how many times you bring up the subject ;)
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JohnBoyFsYL
| 10
#126- You're an ass for putting THAT as your profile picture. that girl is probably going through a lot. it's not funny.
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Kelita
| 0
182 can't b worse than ur pic.....at least ppl can tell Wut sex I am. Wit that bein said....male or female?
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gress269
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Humans and Dolphins are the only two creatures alive (that we know of) who enjoy sex. So, us two are obviousky the best.
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kiss_1214
| 17
What about humans?? We're are animals
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capslockisgood
| 19
3 - Crows are smarter than dolphins.
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Jessa_Bo_Bessa
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Wow.
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
I'm stupid. FML
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palltaru
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lol^^^
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yesiyes
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looooll :D
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banana_buddy
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WAIT HAM ISN'T AN ANIMAL!?!??! Then how do u explain the flying roasted pig legs with giant devil horns that go MOOINK MOOINK in my back yard every night????
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ljr1094
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Bahahahahaha
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robotnhi
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You were right OP. Ham is from hamsters and pork are from pigs. Dont let those humans fool you.
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Doortje
| 28
So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Duh!!! Haven't you ever heard of the wild and rare 'ham-bone'? What a beautiful creature...
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cmac86
| 23
my thoughts exactly!
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bariforlife
| 0
hahaha
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sandythongs
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it could be harvested from manbearpig im super dooper serial
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kiss_1214
| 17
Lol southpark ex vice prez algore or however you spell his name XD
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NikkiRainbow63
| 31
Or OP could be a total sicko and think it came from hamsters... and now that I said that, holy shit those would have to be huge hamsters... xD
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teentee401
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247: His name is Al Gore. First name Al. Last name Gore.
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Scottz
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Th!!!! n DMBSS!!! PLRS TQMB MH DWEZ!!!
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Doortje
| 28
Seriously?
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ryanst
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..I think I just lost brain cells from reading this.
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YtotsDI
| 0
whhaaa? hfbg jhuhr hukctvvhkbg hhhhhhggh
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thisgirl2u
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wht th fck r y tryng t sy ??? Seriously, doesn't it take more effort to remove the vowels? Because it took far more effort for me to try to read your sentence, I truly do not understand this new epidemic.
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shaaayyee
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.....and your calling OP the dumbass? hah. wooooww.
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amrik
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bro learn to type!!
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uffiewuffie
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You are retarded
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Ninjasaurus18
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... I am sorry, but your dumbass answer is not valid. Go to kindergarten, and come back later.
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lilny5613
| 10
What? Could you please repeat that? The only language I speak is English
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asinforasin
| 1
I didn't even attempt to read this, and I'm normally pretty tolerant of bad grammar/spelling....
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TheDrop
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i want a pet doplin
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InBetweenDreams
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Yeah, everyone knows doplins are the most fantastic animals ever. :) I want one too.
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PeteyPablo12308
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What is a 'doplin'???
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Troll1
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a circumcised unicorn
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TheDrop
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a doplin is you. a foot looking creature
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allmidnighteyes
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No, that's Sarah Jessica Parker.
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stitchedXDteddy
| 0
lol
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vip3r20
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are you in ms rods class? lmao just wondering
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ScaryyMary
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Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.
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midnightsun123
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Haha fuck republicans xD
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Dillonjjohnson
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are you stupid? of course, probably voted for Nader
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Frankinatore98
| 0
This comment just made my day, Democrat4lyfe :D
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k246lol
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lol
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Ur1Temptazian
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That's not FML...you're just an idiot!
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mea_iloveskiing
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Aww you thought it was part of a unicorn :)
p.s. How do you think we get cheese? :D
p.s. How do you think we get cheese? :D
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idklalaalala
| 0
it grows on a bush...durrrrrrr
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sneakysnake
| 0
You get cheese from cows...
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matkeller
| 0
WHAT?! how come no one told me! sneakysnake you cheeky soul..
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sneakysnake
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Yeah, but #16 thinks that you get cheese from pigs
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
That's sad if you think so.
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Spenerish
| 0
Don't mess with Texas! Remember the Alamo!
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thew_fml
| 14
the texans lost at the alamo
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archzinno
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you remembered!
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kprando25
| 8
iiCaptain, you sir are a bastard.
I am a Texan and I scored top of my class on the standardized tests in fifth grade. I bet that's more than you can say.
I am a Texan and I scored top of my class on the standardized tests in fifth grade. I bet that's more than you can say.