Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely... - FML

By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By HamHanded - 10/03/2017 09:17

Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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Leftovers

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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By katrina2d - 27/01/2015 05:43 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 11 February 2011 1:09

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:18

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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southernproper 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:22

Did you think hot dogs came from hot dogs?

lexi365 20

Friday 11 February 2011 4:41

American education...

heathersmorin 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:48

Bacon, sausage, hotdogs, and any pork products come from pigs! Holy shit.

qrst 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:08

Ah, Texas.

kimbo7747 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:09

I'm 23 and I def didn't know that either lol

J_rockk10 3

Friday 11 February 2011 5:40

#100 well your a dumbass too

mopar383 0

Friday 11 February 2011 8:10

and you kids are gonna be in charge of this country.

FMLforALL 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:56

kimbo the bimbo

Bobissmall 13

Friday 11 February 2011 16:21

American. Hm, you really don't help stereotypes...

m3gtrboy 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:26

wow even I knew that and I'm vegetarian

elizabeth705 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:27

w...t...f... and you call yourself a Texan.

anggface 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:29

wow. why do you think the pig from loony toons was called "porky" the pig...??

OochenSnoochen 15

Friday 11 February 2011 17:23

How the **** does that help. The post is about ham.

tiftif567 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:31

your a fail

sephoraprincess 7

Friday 11 February 2011 5:44

what about chimps??

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