By Drew - 06/03/2013 15:16 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I discovered that the neck injury that my mom has had since last week was planned just as an excuse not to shovel when today's snowstorm came. She has planned on being lazy for over a week now. FML
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Nightwing98 22

Damn, that's a lot of planning just to be lazy. I'm pretty sure it's counter-productive.

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perdix 29

Your mom is very industrious -- she had to combine the skills of a meteorologist, an orthopedist and an actress to pull off this trick. And what the **** kind of son are you? Why aren't you shoveling Momma's snow? She pushed your big, bulbous head through her ****** -- you owe her big time!

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Nightwing98 22

Damn, that's a lot of planning just to be lazy. I'm pretty sure it's counter-productive.

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Cbizzlez 10

She's actively lazy, that's a juicy contradiction

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jarrettd 27

It took more effort for her to plan it out, then it would have if she had just done it.

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OriginalimoaN 15

Mom sounds like a pro procrastinator; it doesn't seem like she'd have too much trouble concocting that plan.

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BinaryGuy 22

She sure spent a lot of time and effort to be lazy!

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daniel_dd31 13

Shovelling snow sucks, but this is just being extremely lazy.

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CheeseHater 23

That's the thing with lazy people. They will waste a lot of time and energy to not use time and energy.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Personally, I'd be too happy at the prospect of snow to care.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Not if you've lived up north all your life you wouldn't.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Probably not. Where I am though, we get snow once every few years at best. I'm obviously going to be happy to see it when we do get it. :p

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natsaysheyyy 16

I live in Vegas, so I know what you mean!

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klutz44 28

I'm from Chicago and I still get giddy at the prospect of snow.

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RpiesSPIES 27

How is it not? Example: Oh, I've got Flash homework due in 10 hours, I'll just read FML's and play games until 7 of said 10 hours pass.

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daniel_dd31 13

I kind of agree with 5. Laziness is usually not planned it just happens.

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wlddog 14

I have been meaning to schedule some lazy for later in the week,,,, but..... I am too tired right now. Can you do it for me?

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Pleonasm 35

She got her neck injured like that doing favors for your dad so that he would to the shoveling instead of her, duh.

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zombieslayer83 19

Chicken necking it.

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kinky44 28

I had a great comment but the computer put it in the wrong place

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melons 44

Pleonasm, what's with the American spellings?!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Neck injury? Give me a break. What a cold, white lie. I'm sorry OP. At least you snow now.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

It was a pun. I guess it didn't work out the way I planned.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

It was a pun. I guess it didn't work out the way I planned.

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thelinlinx3 10

You're the awkward party bear anyway, so you're excused.

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doglover100 28

Being lazy takes a lot of effort

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perdix 29

Your mom is very industrious -- she had to combine the skills of a meteorologist, an orthopedist and an actress to pull off this trick. And what the **** kind of son are you? Why aren't you shoveling Momma's snow? She pushed your big, bulbous head through her ****** -- you owe her big time!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Well OP would probably have been shoveling anyways, but he might have expected some help from his parents. You never know how big their driveway is or how difficult it will be. 1 person shoveling a 20X5meter driveway after snowstorm is awful if they don't have a snowblower. Unless there's only a thin layer of snow.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

And I don't think it's valid to say just because OP was born he owes his mom a crapload of things. I guess OP should also deal drugs for his mom if she asked him to so she wouldn't have to get her hands dirty or arrested. OP's mom wasn't paid to have OP, she wanted it. Hopefully. :P

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ManInTheMachine 19

XxDevilxXGt: You're taking perdix too seriously. Rarely does he ever mean what he says.

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natsaysheyyy 16

Agreed! I was going to ask why OP didn't just offer to do it. And it's not just the birth part, it's the raising of his entire life and the 20+ years she's spent putting him before herself (hopefully). Be grateful to your momma!

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kumonsucks 7

Thats a smart ass lazy woman you got tere

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