Miscellaneous: Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

basically. I'm a vegetarian n got smacked in the face with bacon b4. could of been a slice of ham. Careful of family members with meat in their hand- do not get them angry.

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Saturday 9 January 2010 19:00

"family members with meat in their hands"...hmm..

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Saturday 9 January 2010 16:18

lol okay... bye bye world...

Shizzlator 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:21

That's not an FML... That's a WTF

caligal14 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:39

Wtf times 10. I'd be pissed because I'm a vegetarian, but the OP did not specify anything that sort in the past so I think this is just stupid

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