This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.

FMLs like this are the reason people dont read them much anymore!

maybe bacon is a euphemism for spunk, you never know...

How is this a FML?

I'd eat that shit

First hahaha

You fail. Hard. Nobody cares whether you're first or not. Please, do us all a favour and kill yourself.

no your not hahahaha....dickhead

#5, Obviously you DO care if they are first or not.

note to self: bacon acts as boomerangs

write back when you have a REAL fml. who let this one through people?

Hope it wasn't turkey bacon

Was it hot when it hit you in the face? And all should be well after you eat it. Unless you are a vegetarian, then FYL indeed.

I agree, if it was just out of the frying pan bacon fyl, but if it was cold or uncooked bacon, who cares?

basically. i'm a vegetarian n got smacked in the face with bacon b4. could of been a slice of ham. bcareful of family members with meat in there hand- do not get them angry.

"family members with meat in their hands"...hmm..

lol okay...bye bye world...

That's not an FML... That's a WTF

Wtf times 10. I'd be pissed cuz I'm a vegetarian, but the OP did not specify anything of that sort in the post so I think this is just stupid