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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By poopooppachuu / Tuesday 11 October 2011 07:32 / United States
By Emily S / Sunday 9 October 2011 05:17 / Australia
By Anonymous / Saturday 8 October 2011 13:04 / United States
By Scott / Thursday 15 September 2011 07:34 / United States