By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje 29

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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Griggy 0

Are you ******* retarded?

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Buggi_fml 0

Actually it's the butt of any animal thus turkey ham. I used to think turkey ham was a mix of the two but nope it's the turkey's butt.

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katlynn_godwin 0

so where does turkey bacon come from?

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jemm94 0

no it isnt, they make make turkey taste like other meats so people who dont eat that meat can still have the taste but from a turkey...

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Grapist69 3

Really, ham comes from pigs?! I thaught it came from hamsters... No wonder i couldn't my brother's hamsters tasting like ham...

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sourgirl101 28

Pork chops >baby back ribs >ham >Canadian Bacon >regular bacon. All pig!

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THEmuffinpan 0

Your priorities are wildly off, miss. ^.^

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Dianna_Mariee 0

Honestly, FML's like these are just spams and a waste. Recently, they've sucked. Especially this one. Woohoo..

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allmidnighteyes 10

Then instead of bitching about it in the comment section, go in and help moderate, because it's the users who vote and choose which ones make it.

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Dianna_Mariee 0

No shit Sherlock. Thanks for the advice.

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idklalaalala 0

thats not FML that's ISS: I'm so stupid!!! I'm 12 and knew that forever

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BeastNerd 3

#39 Wow. I honestly hope you’re just screwing with me. I’m twelve too, and I sincerely hope you can write better than those atrocious sentences.

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thesinginguy 18

no you are not twelve it's more like... stuck up bitch.

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salsalover_12 5

Awwwwwww,you're so smart for a twelve year old. That is absolutely adorableeeee. :D

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litebluebaby 0

Your ******* stupid. This FML sucks. Bye Bye!

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Domo_Arigato7 3

Wow really? When I was like 8 I went all jewish when I found that out

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tacobird123 7

Well, you are from Texas. No kidding xD! but yeah c,mon my 5 year old brother knows that.

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