By whymommywhy - United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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By  Goobian  |  3

Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

  terranada  |  3

if u touch a hamster's offspring u leave ur scent on it, causing the mother to not recognize it. same thing with rabbits. I found wild ones in my backyard and picked them up and scared away the mother. it's because predators usually climb into their burrows and wait for the mother to come back then devour her.
but ya fyl .3.

By  YLS  |  0

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  Elijah69  |  0

Yes let's be a fuckin dick about everything!:D

Dear mister/misses YLS, I bet your penis is very small or that your vagina has the texture of khaki pants.

  zac12345  |  0

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By  cucuto89  |  0

Today, i had just been born. All of the sudden a giant finger thats larger than me came down to touch me. this upset my mother, and she ate me. Now I'm dead. FML

By  purple5  |  0

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