By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.


hamsters breed like rats so it's not that bad!!! we had to sell my bros cause they kept reproducing

terranada 3

if u touch a hamster's offspring u leave ur scent on it, causing the mother to not recognize it. same thing with rabbits. I found wild ones in my backyard and picked them up and scared away the mother. it's because predators usually climb into their burrows and wait for the mother to come back then devour her. but ya fyl .3.

you csnt spell slaughter without laughter

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the people saying the op is stupid are actually extremly stupid, how is that common knowledge??

it seemed like general knowledge to me with the amount of times I was told it.

blueandpurpleroc 4

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I wonder if a hampster touches a newborn human baby. Will the mom eat it?

megamandude455 10

209 you have a ****** up mind

i laughed a lot when i read what you were saying

Elijah69 0

Yes let's be a ****** dick about everything!:D Dear mister/misses YLS, I bet your penis is very small or that your ****** has the texture of khaki pants.

zac12345 0

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cucuto89 0

Today, i had just been born. All of the sudden a giant finger thats larger than me came down to touch me. this upset my mother, and she ate me. Now I'm dead. FML

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blland 0

well, wait for another batch. it'll arrive in a week.

It's self-inflicted, but I don't think anybody deserves to be inadvertently responsible for something suffering such a horrible death...