Saddest FML ever.. :(

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I don't think life gets much worse...... Chocolate I could deal with but BACON? Hell no. I'm sorry FYL OP. I'll cry for you |':

Op may god bless your soul

OP, as a vegetarian Jew, you get no sympathy from me!

At this point your only two options are turkey bacon*shudders in disgust* or suicide

*Hangs from rope*

You could be the next Bad Luck Brian

I feel for you bro. That breaks my heart.

158 your pic and username are so very mean to this guy now. But so very funny too

Wow that really sucks bacon

I don't get people's love for bacon, it's gross; and no I'm not any form of -tarian, I love meat.

252 - I think you need to see a doctor

I can't even have bacon(I never could, except for once where I had to stop once I knew what it was I was having) and I'm more upset for you than myself. :( Here, it's okay. *hugs*

Let us all take a moment of silence

Dashie!

I feel so bad for you....

To that vegetarian Jew, you are just gay

Wow

I don't think that it's possible to be allergic to bacon

338- he could be allergic to pork, which bacon comes from, obviously.

lol

Poor child, if anyone is ever mean enough to try and give you bacon I volunteer as tribute to get rid of it!

I never realised there was a silent "9" in the word "no". I just learned something!

Either I accidentally pressed 9 or everyone you entire life has lied to you and there really is a silent 9 in noooo. But I guess we'll never find out :(

Then my teacher lied to me when she told me "nooo" has a silent 8.

I got "nooooooooo9ooo" right in my spelling bee, thanks guys and girls! But they stumped me with the word "friends." :(

--89-- Forever alone

Im I the only one that thinks this is fake? I mean how can you just find out youre alergic to bacon?...if it was his first time eating it he must be really young xD I dont know im just bored

I only liked number 3's comment because there was a nine xD

And by pure coincidence, the number you used is a phonetic match for the German 'no'...Conspiracy?

hurts*

how can be allergic to bacon!!!! :O omg, so does that mean you can't eat delicious baby back ribs too!!!!

I'm hungry..gotta go get me some bacon;P

Bt I guess your mom won't be bacon' you the good stuff for breakfast anymore.

Hurt

That's not really bacon though...your loophole failed

I'm assuming being allergic to bacon is more of an allergy to pork products, ham included.

Turkey bacon sucks. You cant make a bird taste like a pig.

if OP can't eat bacon, then she can't eat any pork product..

15- at least it's real

Turkey Bacon isn't that bad... but that's coming from someone who hates most meats so... nyeh

Could be because it's processed and loaded with sodium nitrites/nitrates, which would make even turkey bacon out of the question. That stuff triggers migraines in some people.

15 - have you tried Canadian bacon? American bacon is all fat no flavor. I've had both and prefer to have Canadian every single time.

And that's why I love American Bacon. Mmm... Bacon.

152- WTF? Your Stan Smith you can't dis America you dick.

#181- Exactly what I was thinking. Stansmith, get your shit together!

nah merikan bacon sucks

Maybe it's the way thy smoke and cure the bacon...but He probably is just allergic to pork...!

Canadian bacon is just ham so that's not a good loophole. Turkey bacon maybe??

241- No shit he wrote he was allergic to bacon, but in all fairness Canadian bacon is not bacon it is a lie... just like the cake...

What are you smoking, man? I'm Canadian and I prefer *real* bacon over Canadian "bacon".

You know what's funny? I'm canadian and have never had " canadian" bacon. I hadn't even heard of the stuff until about age 8.

Nitrates give me terrible migraines, so I know the pain

probably still allergic since they're both pork...

I was going to say don't called the Suicide Hotline with this one because they'd tell you to go ahead and do it, but you captured the same idea.

The only person that can save him now is Jim Gaffigan.

Things I'd write a suicide note for if I couldn't have it: Bacon Chocolate Boobies Cartoons Animals MLP: FIM Tacos Music and...... PORN.

Well, 134, don't you just have a fantastic life! Hahaha

Bacons overrated...

I feel bad for Muslims.

I know, what monster would press YDI? Nobody deserves THAT!

OP should just end it all by overdosing on bacon. At least it would be a good final few hours

His life is officially over

Is that a good thing or bad thing? :/

It's the HonestTruth.

People disagree with your choice to not eat bacon.... You need to become one of us! Oooooooone oooooof uuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss!

how is that a good thing? honey, pleade, try some. you wont regret it.

*please, shit.

I don't eat bacon cause my religion is against it, but when a friend offered it to me I was like "YOLO" and tried it. ... Point of the story, I don't feel like I missed out on much. It sucked.

131- I thumb you down for using YOLO in any scenario. If I could twice I would again for you disrespecting bacon.

GNR93, you could log out and thumb their comment down a second time. I'd say it's worth the extra effort.

-47 Yikes. Well the reason I do not eat bacon is because my Religion forbids it.

Zolziski,I didn't think I could do that, thank you it was well worth the effort. HonestTruth, i may not be religious but I do respect your beliefs, more importantly I give you credit for resisting the allure of bacon all these years.

You have not lived.

It's ok, bacon isn't really that good.

Un..ungodly...

fYl

People like you shouldn't breed...

The hell's wrong with you?!

Woops, you made a typo over there- *:(

STFU and GTFO.

Thumbs down x2. 1 for using "YOLO", and 2 for saying bacon sucked.

Go get some. Now. I'm not kidding, go get some bacon now. I'll wait.