Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
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LuckyLynx7732
| 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
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vanillacocoa
| 6
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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zachherbert
| 10
Saddest FML ever.. :(
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soccergurrll
| 8
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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truth_spitta
| 0
I don't think life gets much worse......
Chocolate I could deal with but BACON? Hell no. I'm sorry FYL OP. I'll cry for you |':
Chocolate I could deal with but BACON? Hell no. I'm sorry FYL OP. I'll cry for you |':
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dsbs
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Op may god bless your soul
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sirpantselot
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OP, as a vegetarian Jew, you get no sympathy from me!
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Dr0reos
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At this point your only two options are turkey bacon*shudders in disgust* or suicide
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Superstitious
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*Hangs from rope*
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asianswag
| 6
You could be the next Bad Luck Brian
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baconstrips
| 12
I feel for you bro. That breaks my heart.
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379_fml
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158 your pic and username are so very mean to this guy now. But so very funny too
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tjv3
| 10
Wow that really sucks bacon
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Barr3lR0ll
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I don't get people's love for bacon, it's gross; and no I'm not any form of -tarian, I love meat.
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TheCaterpiller
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252 - I think you need to see a doctor
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nado13579
| 12
I can't even have bacon(I never could, except for once where I had to stop once I knew what it was I was having) and I'm more upset for you than myself. :( Here, it's okay. *hugs*
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ryguy83
| 2
Let us all take a moment of silence
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moneybagz131
| 6
Dashie!
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bosquez559
| 15
I feel so bad for you....
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bosquez559
| 15
To that vegetarian Jew, you are just gay
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hpbeat11
| 0
Wow
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MrCatman1125
| 2
I don't think that it's possible to be allergic to bacon
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xSunnyOlivia
| 17
338- he could be allergic to pork, which bacon comes from, obviously.
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haydenestrada
| 6
lol
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Poor child, if anyone is ever mean enough to try and give you bacon I volunteer as tribute to get rid of it!
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xlord
| 27
*play scene from star wars episode 3
(Darth Vader) " nnnnoooooooooo9oooooooo"
(Darth Vader) " nnnnoooooooooo9oooooooo"
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DocBastard
| 38
I never realised there was a silent "9" in the word "no". I just learned something!
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xlord
| 27
Either I accidentally pressed 9 or everyone you entire life has lied to you and there really is a silent 9 in noooo.
But I guess we'll never find out :(
But I guess we'll never find out :(
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FMLshark
| 12
Then my teacher lied to me when she told me "nooo" has a silent 8.
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MrBrightside21
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I got "nooooooooo9ooo" right in my spelling bee, thanks guys and girls!
But they stumped me with the word "friends." :(
But they stumped me with the word "friends." :(
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NuTrees
| 9
--89-- Forever alone
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Edwinadii
| 4
Im I the only one that thinks this is fake? I mean how can you just find out youre alergic to bacon?...if it was his first time eating it he must be really young xD I dont know im just bored
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EverestMelting
| 23
I only liked number 3's comment because there was a nine xD
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downtime
| 12
And by pure coincidence, the number you used is a phonetic match for the German 'no'...Conspiracy?
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
I bet your soul hearts when you come across an epic meal time video. You poor human being, FYL :(
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
hurts*
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mango260
| 9
how can be allergic to bacon!!!! :O omg, so does that mean you can't eat delicious baby back ribs too!!!!
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JKr3slEMO
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I'm hungry..gotta go get me some bacon;P
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HeartOfLead
| 24
Bt I guess your mom won't be bacon' you the good stuff for breakfast anymore.
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baylor18
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Hurt
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zoPwNAgEzo
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What about Canadian bacon? Loophole
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jtthegr8
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That's not really bacon though...your loophole failed
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Senseless_487
| 29
I'm assuming being allergic to bacon is more of an allergy to pork products, ham included.
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melikeyturtles
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Turkey bacon sucks. You cant make a bird taste like a pig.
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aleeshttylXD
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if OP can't eat bacon, then she can't eat any pork product..
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benimin
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15- at least it's real
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equius4life
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Turkey Bacon isn't that bad... but that's coming from someone who hates most meats so... nyeh
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TraceCase_
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Could be because it's processed and loaded with sodium nitrites/nitrates, which would make even turkey bacon out of the question. That stuff triggers migraines in some people.
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StanSmith_fml
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15 - have you tried Canadian bacon? American bacon is all fat no flavor. I've had both and prefer to have Canadian every single time.
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TheVelocirabbit
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And that's why I love American Bacon. Mmm... Bacon.
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xCrazyMexican
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152- WTF? Your Stan Smith you can't dis America you dick.
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simplylost643
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#181- Exactly what I was thinking. Stansmith, get your shit together!
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Thursday737
| 7
nah merikan bacon sucks
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leadawg75
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Maybe it's the way thy smoke and cure the bacon...but He probably is just allergic to pork...!
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idontcare23
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Canadian bacon is just ham so that's not a good loophole. Turkey bacon maybe??
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J3G
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241- No shit he wrote he was allergic to bacon, but in all fairness Canadian bacon is not bacon it is a lie... just like the cake...
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UltraRice
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What are you smoking, man? I'm Canadian and I prefer *real* bacon over Canadian "bacon".
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andrew9623
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You know what's funny? I'm canadian and have never had " canadian" bacon. I hadn't even heard of the stuff until about age 8.
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heroqucas
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Nitrates give me terrible migraines, so I know the pain
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Stiggy626
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probably still allergic since they're both pork...
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LuckyLynx7732
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Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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perdix
| 29
I was going to say don't called the Suicide Hotline with this one because they'd tell you to go ahead and do it, but you captured the same idea.
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MrBrightside21
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The only person that can save him now is Jim Gaffigan.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Things I'd write a suicide note for if I couldn't have it:
Bacon
Chocolate
Boobies
Cartoons
Animals
MLP: FIM
Tacos
Music
and......
PORN.
Bacon
Chocolate
Boobies
Cartoons
Animals
MLP: FIM
Tacos
Music
and......
PORN.
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kelsey_M_Jones
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Well, 134, don't you just have a fantastic life! Hahaha
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KobeLebroJordan
| 17
Bacons overrated...
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HonestTruth
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Muslims don't eat bacon!
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childproofpizza
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I feel bad for Muslims.
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dixiefoxx
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I feel so bad for you, what a terrible twist of fate! Bacon is the best food in the world!
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ygdrassil
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I know, what monster would press YDI? Nobody deserves THAT!
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therealslim
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OP should just end it all by overdosing on bacon. At least it would be a good final few hours
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MotherHen88
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Oh dear God... I feel so bad for you
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everydayFML2121
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His life is officially over
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HonestTruth
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I have never had bacon!:)
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KM96
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Is that a good thing or bad thing? :/
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zachherbert
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It's the HonestTruth.
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The_F3rris
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People disagree with your choice to not eat bacon.... You need to become one of us! Oooooooone oooooof uuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss!
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JustDerpin
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how is that a good thing? honey, pleade, try some. you wont regret it.
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JustDerpin
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*please, shit.
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Jiinxx
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I don't eat bacon cause my religion is against it, but when a friend offered it to me I was like "YOLO" and tried it.
... Point of the story, I don't feel like I missed out on much. It sucked.
... Point of the story, I don't feel like I missed out on much. It sucked.
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GNR93
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131- I thumb you down for using YOLO in any scenario. If I could twice I would again for you disrespecting bacon.
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zolziski
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GNR93, you could log out and thumb their comment down a second time. I'd say it's worth the extra effort.
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HonestTruth
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-47 Yikes. Well the reason I do not eat bacon is because my Religion forbids it.
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GNR93
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Zolziski,I didn't think I could do that, thank you it was well worth the effort. HonestTruth, i may not be religious but I do respect your beliefs, more importantly I give you credit for resisting the allure of bacon all these years.
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greenie213
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You have not lived.
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A7XCamaro
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It's ok, bacon isn't really that good.
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AnagenisisZagus
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Un..ungodly...
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JKr3slEMO
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fYl
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xXSmilezXX
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People like you shouldn't breed...
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ethanbin
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The hell's wrong with you?!
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ethanbin
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Woops, you made a typo over there- *:(
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EvilTwerp
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STFU and GTFO.
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deransc
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Thumbs down x2. 1 for using "YOLO", and 2 for saying bacon sucked.
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asmb100
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Go get some. Now. I'm not kidding, go get some bacon now. I'll wait.
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KogMaw
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O_O impossible! It must be impossible! Life cannot be so cruel as to do that to you! My thoughts go out to you in this hard time :(