acab93
United States
Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
HamHanded
Ham-fisted attempt
Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
pigglepigglepiggle
United States
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?
ScaryyMary 14
Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.
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Comments (265)
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Ydi for being a dumb ass..
someguy314159265 15
At least you admitted your stupidity. I actually commend you for that.
robc32ca 4
win
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
I knew a girl who was 16
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Why does FML randomly cut clean comments short, making the poster look like a 'tard?
killatrev 4
Wow you must be a blond chick.
Raiith 0
あなたは痛ましいほど愚かです （−＿−；）
Slhruman 4
The hell
BT14 5
what did he win I don't get it
EvilSpirt 5
OP, I learned that when I was one. Ham, a dead pig is smarter than you OP.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Just wait until you find out what hot dogs are made of...