By Fatherdaughter - 28/07/2017 11:21
The Top
C8H18 tells us more.
It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.
By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy
By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada
Holy stereotypes, mom!
By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven
Rumour has it
By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai
By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada
An Inconvenient Thief
By Satver7 - 10/03/2017 22:00
Stressed out
By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando
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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis
By MY fault!? - 27/04/2018 15:00
So helpful.
By Jess - 10/02/2018 11:00 - Canada - Calgary
Karma
By fullmoonfml - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By azouwa - 01/06/2017 13:31
azouwa tells us more.
There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
Mismanagement
By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 20:30
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By usarmywife - 17/04/2017 02:00
Grandpa's got game
By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Warren
Dr. House
By Doctor! - 05/03/2017 00:00
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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton
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By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
Kuromaus tells us more.
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
By cars hate me - 26/02/2017 11:00 - United States - Compton
Travelling light
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States
By ThatBackfired - 17/11/2016 15:51
ThatBackfired tells us more.
Wow. This is HILARIOUS. 1) Yes, the collar VIBRATES and nothing else. I shelled out extra for the model that had no shock option whatsoever. The collar does not shock, it does not blast his ears. The second would be useless, since he’s pretty much deaf. I would never use either of those on a dog. Yes, I tried it on myself. I have far more powerful sources of vibration. Yes, I used it previously in training. He didn’t react like this. 2) Unfortunately, his previous owner left him in a crate and forgot about him, so that isn’t an option. 3) He’s good in the car and doesn’t always bark, only when he’s (a) in the car and (b) sees rescue vehicles or other large dogs. That makes it ******* hard to predict when he’s going to bark, and makes positive reinforcement pretty much impossible, since I can’t tell WHILE DRIVING A CAR if he’s seen something and not reacted. And how exactly should I give him a treat, praise, or affection when he’s in the back, I’m in the front, and he can’t hear me? 4) Next time you’re driving, shove an earbud into one ear and tell your passenger that at some point in the drive, they should turn on the MP3 player it’s connected to, which you have preset at maximum volume. Explain to them that this is perfectly safe, and will not distract you at a crucial moment in the drive or cause you any pain whatsoever. Now imagine this happens every time you get into a car with them, and you may understand why I’m trying to train it out of him.
By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00
Incognito IRL
By Stressed out mom - 07/03/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 08:41 - United States - Spring Hill
TheDword tells us more.
Hey guys OP here, i cant believe this got featured especially as incoherent as i thnk it is. To answer some questions i do kinda wish that they would get back together but it really was a mess of a family. As pathetic as it sounds i am living with my gf and her family since my mother, who knows that he is going to live there, currently lives with her mother and its rather packed. The house my father is going to live in was our old house. Dad got custody of that. Fortunately neither get custody of me since i am 19. Ty for all your support!
Keywords
OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"