By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Thatguywhotrolls 0

And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!

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HeroOfWar 0

YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.

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monirami87 0

haha. but YDI for that.

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pbeauregard 0

u should try learning how to ski before trying to jump a slow sign.BTW if you lifted your tips you would have destroyed the sign rather than the sign destroying you.

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RaKum12 0

ur an idiot 4 not following what the sign said they have signs 4 a reason dummass

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trickyd 0

As a snowboarder i tend to go over the signs in my own selfbeliving anarchaic fit of 'cool'. Fun but hollow. depending on the sign usually on a slope its to plastic poles with a plastic banner of you where was enough the tips MAY have gone through it. But thats the result of cockieness we've all had our share. But to be fair YDI. Peace Out x

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NoDeath 0

FACEPLANT!!!!!!!YDI hahahaha

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ffmmllyaya 0

well at last the sign made you slow down

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greendaygirl999 5

YDI for being a conceited douche

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billyhirvine09 0

fake. if you were going that fast you wouldve just taken out the sign

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stitesy29 18

-60 People also invented grammar for a reason

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Esnedon 0

I don't understand how you can fall 'hard' into the snow...

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coolster56 0

anything even feathers can hurt if you fall fast enough

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lqdznake 1

Packed snow can be quite hard, and even a modest 20mph impact can be brutal.

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brutal_banger 10

I live in Alaska trust me you can fall into the snow and get hurt especially when you fly off a snowmachine

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Jrook 0

it's snowmobile you idiot, you don't call automobiles road machines do you

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scotophobic 0

There are no machines, too, they're different.

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idkweird 0

I got a concussion from snow. Especially at a ski resort, people are skiing/snowboarding over said snow and packing it down. There is nothing soft about the snow on ski runs.

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sadistmonkey 19

snowmobiles are known as snowmachines in alaska.

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cooly1100 0

ha ha that's what u get show off

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HoesInaBox 0

lol something tells me you should've slowed down..

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lakaiskate 12

That's what they get for skiing. Snowboarding all the way!

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!

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KarelessKitten 0

FACE PLANT! **** yeah. ur lucky u didn't break anything.

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ladida94 0

good for you!! wanna cookie? :-)

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Anon9002 0

Epic fail. How I wish I have a picture of the exact moment your ski caught the sign...

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HeroOfWar 0

YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.

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littlelemur 2

^This. Usually signs like that are before crowded areas of the slope so you don't hit little kids and stuff. Jumping the sign will only speed you up, not slow you down. Good thing you fell before you mauled a small child.

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