Transportation: Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally...

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

Shikamaru_fml 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:29

Good job dumbass

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arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:07

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Show it anyway

yake12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:24

me too!!! haha other ppls misery is funny :P

kaytee05 0

Friday 16 April 2010 21:13

hahahahha karma a bitch!(: but I'll laugh at u since I can't drive n won't end up rearin someone(;

dlbliner 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 3:18

can you say karma??

mrstomkaulitz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 22:30

ohhhh karma :)

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:32

Gotta love karma :D that was a pretty dumbass move on the OP's part

JustSoLost 8

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:00

"Karma is a bitch" =D YDI

cjd2897 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:55

rolfmao

Izabushel 65

Friday 15 February 2013 14:02

Hahaha!

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:15

flash flash car crash we're no fixtures

TysonFawlay 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:16

******* idiot. Seriously? Is your name Scarlet? Explains it in that case. I hope you got hurt.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:20

Once you rear-ended that driver, another jackass driving by turned his head to look at you and the other drivers already involved in your own little separate accidents, and rear-ended someone else. 2 seconds, later, the same thing happened with another douchecanoe of a driver until a massive-rear end pileup of angry laughing people was achieved.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:23

And all the authorities were left to wonder how so many stupid people ended up on the same high way... =)

arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:26

Stupid people aren't that uncommon to find, ya know. [:

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:31

Haha too true. I thought of that while writing it, but decided to post it anyway... at least the stupid people won't notice... :P

arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:33

Haha. allthough, if it happened more than the OP stated, that would be reallyyy ironic,

Sage1314 4

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:37

This is the most inelegantly worded FML I've seen in a long time. What was wrong with "I rear-ended the person in front of me because I was laughing so hard" ?