Pugs not drugs

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Did you get the dog a striped sweater?

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superficialheart 11

Or A turtle neck sweater?

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tpm45 25

At least you have an excuse to dress your dog, OP. I'd call that a win.

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ScarletBloom 14

The dog didn't retaliate? Send me a picture of your shaved dog. Im curious.

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Savra_fml 17

Just look between your legs. Will look something like that.

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Ins0mau 20

No 29 Savra, that's a pussy cat.

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2wenty0ne21 0

What was wrong with this comment?

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white16sox 19

134 because it seems like 4 is insinuating OP is lying.

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False_Stupidity 41

Nah, she's just curious to see what a badly shaved dog looks like... So am I to be honest.

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!

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superficialheart 11

I could see where you got that idea, if I was also on drugs.

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NEEPLES 7

Well I'm always on drugs and that seems to make perfect sense.

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creampie18 5

Your a ******* idiot, quit trying to be funny... your NOT!

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iam_yummylicious 12

You're an idiot. Quit trying to be funny... You're not!!! **** < shuld tri tiping mo intlgnt lke wen callng sumdy an idiot u fking mo-ron.

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Nerry_fml 0

56, you know...you probably could have corrected him without looking like a douchebag. Just sayin.

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superficialheart 11

But where's the fun in that?

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superficialheart 11

Also, nice tat.

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leadman1989 15

How come all the really awesome people live so far away and all the not so awesome people live really close? Example 65 not so awesome 67 awesome :D

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

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starsfan_9 7

Yeah and like any artist, he needed some "inspiration"

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jonn090 13

Glitter pretttyyy let's have fun in moral son and ecstasy you and me

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JustinThunder 8

That sucks hard. Hope your son gets help.

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2wenty0ne21 0

He doesn't need help he's just immature

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2wenty0ne21 0

What battle? There is no battle only assholes trying to tell people what they can or cannot do

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

OP's son was made because the dog ate his stash.

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perdix 29

I'll bet the dog looks adorable in the sweater. You know what would be even cuter? A dog in a sweater smoking a pipe! You could steal your son's. Besides shaving the dog, was he also trying to teach it to walk backwards?

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DropBearHunter 8

Are you sure? He may be an eccentric genius in disguise.

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