By Oh my god ew - 03/01/2018 10:19
The Top
Symphoniaes tells us more.
#priceless
By Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00
Armed and not dangerous
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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00
Spirit world
By Anonymous - 21/01/2017 10:00
By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 22:00
Great balls of fire
By Ouch - 19/01/2017 08:19
I'm right here
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By AtLeastTheyreClean - 27/01/2017 19:28 - Australia - Melbourne
Dude…
By 50sStyle - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Hartland
Ewwwwww
By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30
You're so cool
By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States
Someone's getting coal from Santa...
By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00
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By Holey - 11/04/2017 11:11
kdragonrose tells us more.
Op here. Yeah, I tried to tell them the road needs regraded, but a) I'm female and b) I'm just a laborer so no one bothers to listen to me. There are several elderly people on that particular road who have nothing to do but complain about the holes so that's why they sent me out. It still doesn't make it right for the rednecks to fly up the road and fling all the stone out. If I hadn't been ducking flying rocks, I would've gotten his license plate number and called the cops for distruction of public property. He put several dents in the 5500 Ram I was driving too.
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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia
By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 16:55
ErinShannon tells us more.
OP here, I'm not exactly sure why the hell they keep mooing. There is also a Rooster that likes to go off. I techinally don't live there ( visiting and staying with my Mum ) so I went back home to the country and it was magical, silence. No random cows.
By axon Impulse - 06/07/2017 22:10
axon Impulse tells us more.
OP, here. To clarify, there honestly was no reason for my dismissal. I did not sign anything, I had absolutely NO disciplinary actions against me, I did very well for the company (my position actually made money), and there was no "glaring personality flaw" (though, for me to insist that, I recognize the irony in not acknowledging my shortcomings, but I also have taken a true, objective stand back and reflected on this, and I am at a total loss as to what happened). Towards the end, the CEO and I we're not exactly seeing eye-to-eye, but I was not insubordinate and the company owners loved me. When I asked for a reason, I was told there was no reason, and even the paperwork submitted to the unemployment office stated there was no reason. So, in short, There. Was. No. Reason. This has been very difficult for me to wrap my head around and it has been hard trying to pick up the pieces. I honestly reflect every single day on what I did and what I can learn from this and how I can improve and move on. I have not had any closure and I have done my best to accept this and move forward with confidence. Thanks for the support from most of you, but also thanks for the reality slap from the rest of you. It reminds me that world may be cruel, but that I will still strive to be the best that I can be despite how others try to tear me down. I hope no one else has to experience this. Take care, FML family.
Not now
By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00
By Rachel Todd - 06/04/2017 14:29
Rachel Todd tells us more.
Hey everyone! Let me explain a little bit more of what happened up to the fall. I work in Hollywood, and for a show I was working on, they wanted people running up and down stairs because something happened (can't go into detail due to privacy for the show). Working in Hollywood can create crazy long hours, 9 hours being a "short day". So it being a night shoot, and pretending to run for my life, and being freezing cold, I wanted a glass of wine at 4am when I got home. As my mom said "you really need to start getting injured on the clock.. " haha
By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47
Legal issues
By Robert - 27/12/2017 15:00
I hate my job
By norestforthewicked - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30
Night on the tiles
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey
By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00
Keywords
Hey, OP here. This happened a little while ago, and I wanted to give an update. They actually had the gall to reopen the store “under new management” and put big yellow signs in the windows to let everyone know that they were open and hiring. I drove by there yesterday, however, and the windows and door were boarded up. I still throw up a little just thinking about it.