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Same thing different taste
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Good boy
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Top of the mornin' to ya!
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Although that is gross and all, you could have turned on a light or something to make sure. At least you know to make sure for next time!
<p>If you have a puppy, TRUST NOTHING NEW!</p>
I'm still trying to figure out why you felt the need to pick up slime. I mean, have you SEEN ghostbusters?? Never a good idea. Just walk away.
OP has children whom are either young or very impulsive, and as he didn't want them playing with a slimy object, picked it up so they wouldn't.
Piece of slime or not, your kids probably would have played with it.
That's craptastic.
Stool story, bro.....
That's a really shitty way to start the morning... lll see myself out...
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<p>If you have a puppy, TRUST NOTHING NEW!</p>
Although that is gross and all, you could have turned on a light or something to make sure. At least you know to make sure for next time!