Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
"Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window." --> the first sentence alone already screams for YDI
Freeze_fml 17
You're an ass.
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Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for keeping shit in your back pocket, where you can sit on it or drop it out the window when mooning people. YDI for poor planning. YDI for having a wallet. YDI for having a phone. YDI for having a friend with a car. YDI for having a friend. YDI for having pants to yank down. YDI for having an ass with which to moon people. Good story, though!
mageoreh 0
I bet the looks on their faces were nice and moist.
spankmepink22 5
you deserve to be slapped for the over usage of YDI
bdrodd 0
hahaha, so what DIDNT he deserve. xD
rosemary1990 0
lol :D. #1 actually wrote a lot of things n was still first. and OP YDI
zach55 0
that's what you get for having your stuff up your butthole.
moofin123456 0
it would have been worse if you knew them...or if they were your parents o.O
danza_fml 0
What's worse is that your friends actually let you go through with this xD Oh well, better luck next time? :)?... Hopefully there won't be a next time, though :P
fuff_fml 4
ahahaha!! lol
Brittney_E 0
if i was your friend, i would've left your ass there. :]
quent10 0
it's funny because you tried to moon people but you failed and dropped your stuff out the window
DJ_Crates 0
Haha dood lol rofl lmao you got owned.
zZsleeperrZz 0
so if you were mooning them...where did you keep your stuff? up your buttox??
H0TinNYC 1
I'm guessing you want to say "no pun intended?" lol get it...get it? haha!
mshoes12346 3
u forgot ydi for lookin at there faces!! ;)
okieraider71 4
Your not very bright are you.
LexBvl 4
#13...win comment, win photo...unless thats really you, if so, FYL.
meelo88 13
ydi... nothing more
Bumlove89 0
Being an asshole AND an idiot is a horrible combination.
Romeo69 0
haha I agree with 24
zanguard 0
Just take a pic of your behind and tape it to the car window
kocoman500 2
omg if I saw that I swear to god I would piss myself... but ydi for putting shit in your back pockets. dumbshit
nuckatucka 3
haha! number 1 wins! hilarious!
gunman15 4
agreed
Wandering_Witch 0
That made me laugh out loud.
chooch556 0
chocolate rain!
Norrisv5 8
yum I bet your bum was dry and crispy
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Watch out the Booty Warrior is coming for you.
jjpavo 0
rly a mw2 icon...? cod 3 and 4 are the way to go
Freeze_fml 17
Nope. BC2.
chooch556 0
I am going to change it eventually I am just too lazy to do it.
hackymeal 0
No cod4 and Cod 5 and Bfbc2
DefineAlrep 9
you dumb butt.
Freeze_fml 17
You're an ass.
WhatANoob 0
I see what you did there. You stole pendatiks cookies and didn't think anyone would see. Shame on you.
Freeze_fml 17
AHEM. I told him I stole them.
unfortunate_13 5
"Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window." --> the first sentence alone already screams for YDI
TheNewGuy03 29
actually, you can cut that sentence in half; if it says, "I thought it would be funny," then it's typically a ydi. >< |the kid|
DonTlabz 0
FAIL!!!!!!
Twigggy 0
lol nice one smart ass!
Skorpack 0
Thank you 15 !!
GROWNsimba 0
all I can say is... I done that :D and we actually got pulled over by the cops haha
cvspartan101 1
Ain't Karma a Bitch
YouRuckingFetard 0
Shure iss.