WTF are you doing?
By onlyolivia - 11/02/2016 19:55 - United States - Laurel
By onlyolivia - 11/02/2016 19:55 - United States - Laurel
By xXWhiteSheepXx - 08/04/2016 02:28 - United States - Omaha
By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City
By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States
By estrelladam - 08/03/2016 20:52 - United Kingdom - London
By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn
By Zero_TAlent_ - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Gettysburg
By Skyra - 02/03/2012 21:06 - Portugal
To the people that keep having a hissy fit about me hating IKEA — deal with it. It's a matter of personal taste and I happen to dislike not only the design of their pieces but also the quality of their furniture; which is rubbish. You like it? Fine, whatever. I couldn't care less. I don't like it and I'm not changing my mind just because you think I should like it. And, again, personally, to me, IKEA is overrated. With that in mind, please feel free to hate me, or my furniture preferences, as much as you like; I'll be here in my little country having a life.
By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada
By livingonmyownfromnowon - 13/09/2016 06:38 - United States - Olivehurst
By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges
By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis
By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States
By Mom - 05/02/2010 06:20 - United States
I happen to be the OP and to the folks who think I am mean because I didn't let him go to the scouting event: it is a SPECIAL event. He's not out of scouts. He just needed a really serious wake up call. To the folks who think I am mean because I punished him for being a smart ass: The reality is this was a compound offense. He got into trouble for not doing what I asked and got a minor punishment (chores). He got mouthy about the chores and lost his special event. To the folks who think I need to paddle him more: you may be right but he's getting too old for that. To the folks who think I shouldn't let him throw the tantrum: Awesome idea, beyond smacking him as suggested and grounding him as done, what's the methodology for that? He stayed in his room to howl and holler. I ignored it and posted my FML. Special event at school next week will be cancelled too if he keeps it up. Love my boy. Tough love today.
By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States
By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States
By ShadowReiku - 02/12/2014 04:41 - United States - Odenton
Yeah haha I did feel pretty silly. My phone is one of those old ones that you flip open and it has a keyboard, so to my memory the inner screen didn't have a protector. The one over the camera was very flush to the lens so it didn't bubble or anything and looked perfectly normal, I thought it was just a shit camera since it was an old model of phone. I wouldn't have found it if my nail hadn't caught the corner when I was putting it in my pocket and pulled it up some. The worst part was as #3 said, since it was actually my birthday party and my boyfriend and all my family were there to witness the look of stunned realization on my face, followed by my announcement that I was, in fact, an idiot. Oh well, at least I have a decent camera now!
By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley
By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 13:52 - Madagascar
By wellthisisbad - 29/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Boynton Beach
By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris
By an adorable devil - 21/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States
By notgonnaeatthat - 17/03/2016 20:40 - Germany
By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Thatkid - 18/02/2009 14:29 - Singapore
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10
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Hi, it's OP there. I'd like to give you more details because I always like to know what's behind a story. I didn't register before today, and in fact never thought i'd be published. My father doesn't live with me, fortunately. He lives in a house divided in two. The other half is occupied by his brother, who pays the bills (and isn't very happy about it!). He is retired and has no debt. He doesn't pay for the house insurance either, and managed to get his taxes lowered, though he still complains about it. He buys a lot of books and newspapers, which is fine for me, because after all, he does what he wants with his money. But I'm bothered because he doesn't pay for anything in the house, which is deteriorating. Every time I try to talk to him about he complains that he has no money and that I don't understand. It's very frustrating for me because I have to pay for myself everything he's not, and I earn far less. Besides, as he lives far from me, I have to pay for travel and accommodation every time I visit him. Well, that's the story behind my FML. Thanks for your comments, some made me laugh