By xXWhiteSheepXx - 08/04/2016 02:28 - United States - Omaha
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Cats seem like fun. Sometimes I think I want one, but then I read the cat-related FMLs. XD
Cats are assholes. Mine pretends to be your friend so she can scratch the shit out of your hand until you're bleeding in 8 different places. She also likes to drink out of people's glasses by sticking her paw into the glass and licking it, and she will grab a piece of food off your plate with her teeth and run away with it. She also likes to leave dead mice right beside my bed.
Not all cats are bad. The only problem I have with mine is that she has a tendancy scratch me when she suddenly jumps off me. I think it's because when my parents declawed her front paws it's made her a little more wary, so she keepa them out at all times for protection. But she's a very sweet and loving cat, and though it's very exasperating when it happens, I know she doesn't do it on purpose.