By chickenlover - United States
Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
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I think you did a great service to us all. I used to look at those same chickens everyday while driving past the farm. I'm glad they are not there anymore, those damn things were distracting me from important things, like texting while driving!

  nativebacon  |  0

@31 - Everyone makes mistakes on the road every once in a while (this one just happened to really suck for some poor chickens). I'm so sure you've never taken your eyes off the road for a second.... yeah right.

  alliewillie  |  22

That's like saying "Oh I hit and killed your two dogs? Sorry about that, here's a couple new free ones". Lots of people have pet chickens (i have one that rides to work at the animal hospital with me and hangs out with our clients all day) and they aren't just "cheap replaceables". That's extremely sad for the owners.

  NickACD  |  27

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?! YOU ACT LIKE CHICKENS HAVE NO FEELINGS! Like he should only be apologizing to the owners. APOLOGIZE TO THE FUCKING CHICKENS FIRST.

  akiro525  |  3

he clearly states he wasnt watching the road, if you still think it wasnt his fault then you really need to get yourself checked out.
would you still say it wasnt his fault if we replace the 4 chickens with 4 children?

By  blah123blah  |  0

Why did the four chickens attempt to cross the road?
To live a happy life in peace.
Nice job, live with the guilt of killing not only 4 happy chickens, but killing their dreems too...