Work: WTF are you doing?

WTF are you doing?

By onlyolivia - 11/02/2016 19:55 - United States - Laurel

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

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By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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Hard work

By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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By No name - 18/12/2008 04:43 - Australia

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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karacakal2 30

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Are you working with Justin Bieber?

Wingman527 22

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Some things just can't be unseen

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BShek 12

Friday 12 February 2016 8:59

What an absolute pisspot...

Wingman527 22

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Some things just can't be unseen

vikky538 28

Friday 12 February 2016 14:10

Not if you watch for 10 seconds

karacakal2 30

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Are you working with Justin Bieber?

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 12 February 2016 12:46

I'd piss on Justin Beiber. Just not if he was on fire.

samlovesham1234 9

Friday 12 February 2016 20:43

Damn, beat me too it!

AyeJay101 25

Friday 12 February 2016 9:04

Was there no bathroom nearby? What was he planning on doing with the bucket afterwards?

PePziNL 20

Friday 12 February 2016 23:29

Ice Bucket challenge 2.0

tailahjanae 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 15:03

Oh Jesus. Why did you do this? I think I lost 95% of the air in my lungs in hysterics reading this comment.

Earth_walker 19

Friday 12 February 2016 9:08

That's very unprofessional, and probably some sort of health code violation, you should report him ew

Mathalamus 24

Friday 12 February 2016 9:11

Finding a bathroom too difficult? Must be all the fumes.

LosTe_fml 19

Friday 12 February 2016 9:19

Desperate times calls for desperate measures

Candijpg 17

Friday 12 February 2016 9:30

I hope he disposed of it afterwards at least

jazzybaby179 22

Friday 12 February 2016 9:58

I'm sorry you had to see that Op that's very disgusting..

domolovesyoshi 33

Friday 12 February 2016 10:59

He couldn't have gone to The actual toilet?

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WTF are you doing?

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