By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 730
You deserved it 27 974
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pixierara 28
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*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

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leafeon523 20
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Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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leafeon523 20
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Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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drunkmunkey 24
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Assuming she meant couch then she deserves it, but if she really fell asleep on her coach then you know she at least burned off some of the pizza

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davisjenny81 30
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Exactly. Maybe now she'll learn to not say "I better check Instagram before I leave." That will probably resolve many issues like that in OP's life

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JohnTheDonJuan 11
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How can you spend hours on social media for fuck's sake? Get a damn life kid. No wonder you're a failure level 100.

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santosb1 11
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It's what my generation does brahhh, waste our life away with selfies and and pound signs, sorry hastags.

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HuiEtyud 7
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I thought that was the reason for the Internet. Huh.

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pixierara 28
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*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

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lexos 16
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Maybe she fell a sleep after some steaming warming up on the coach.

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Zhilla 19
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I read it to mean coach as in the vehicle

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abNormal62 23
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Congratulations I'm playing to your strengths

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Hoboman69 15
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If you don't put forth the effort, change will not happen. Just try each day to live a little healthier than yesterday, you can't change it all at once.

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Isandri 29
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And instead of planning it for the next day, just go for at least short jog, but tonight. works for me ;)

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booze_n_bitches 35
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Never too late for a jog OP, why not go now instead?

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jerryj 27
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Cause OP is a lazy bum!

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doctorhook86 24
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Take it from #5, OP! Her pics are proof she's fit.

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abNormal62 23
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Put me in coach! I'm ready to play?

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Play Xbox, maybe.

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lulinator 40
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*clap clap clap* Today!

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wyverntail 15
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We all wish we can do the things we tell ourselves to do. Welcome to the club * hands OP a slice of pizza*

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Psycocharger 19
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clevergirl98 20
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You can still workout, now you have some motivation, working off that yummy pizza!

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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I don't see how this is anything other than your fault.

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