Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling...

By NevertheKool - 7/5/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

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By pixierara | 28

#6285106 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:05

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

By leafeon523 | 20

#6285104 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:04

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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By leafeon523 | 20

#6285104 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:04

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

drunkmunkey | 24

#6285124 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:11

Assuming she meant couch then she deserves it, but if she really fell asleep on her coach then you know she at least burned off some of the pizza

davisjenny81 | 30

#6285152 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:47

Exactly. Maybe now she'll learn to not say "I better check Instagram before I leave." That will probably resolve many issues like that in OP's life

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6285170 - Friday 8 May 2015 14:09

How can you spend hours on social media for fuck's sake? Get a damn life kid. No wonder you're a failure level 100.

santosb1 | 11

#6285414 - Friday 8 May 2015 19:53

It's what my generation does brahhh, waste our life away with selfies and and pound signs, sorry hastags.

HuiEtyud | 7

#6285513 - Friday 8 May 2015 21:42

I thought that was the reason for the Internet. Huh.

By pixierara | 28

#6285106 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:05

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

lexos | 16

#6285299 - Friday 8 May 2015 16:56

Maybe she fell a sleep after some steaming warming up on the coach.

Zhilla | 19

#6290859 - Friday 15 May 2015 1:01

I read it to mean coach as in the vehicle

By abNormal62 | 23

#6285107 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:05

Congratulations I'm playing to your strengths

By Hoboman69 | 15

#6285108 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:06

If you don't put forth the effort, change will not happen. Just try each day to live a little healthier than yesterday, you can't change it all at once.