By nothingpersonalmate - 04/11/2018 05:10
The Top
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Bad timing
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Danger zone
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Catching flak
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Parasites
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Well shit.
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Et tu, Brute?
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By 43vera10n3 - 19/09/2018 01:58 - United States - Huntsville
raven_of_azarath tells us more.
This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.
By Jaymz - 26/06/2018 15:00
Dumbass
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Sneaky Bitch
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Goodbye, 7 years of sobriety...
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By Anonymous - 28/03/2017 03:29 - United States - Chicago
Onigori tells us more.
Hi there, OP here. The meeting was impromptu and sprung on me last minute, so I had no control over that. As for the presentations, they weren't huge ones so I wasn't expected to dress up at all, but I would have liked to at least wear matching shoes.
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The best day of your life
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Mature
By Anonymous - 04/11/2018 22:00
Keywords
Hello all, I only mashed the keyboard for the password on my old account and have now made this. Anyway, I may have left something out here: this was not my sandwich and I'd crashed out and can't refridgerate it. As I was going to get my own food, my mom told me don't bother, I will get you a sandwich. How nice! I crashed instead. But I did not know that she wanted to leave the house so badly she just left it out at room temp without telling me. Even if I am at fault for not asking her to wake up, I still don't appreciate her thinking all this is funny.