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Your back door was violated while you were wanking? That sounds unpleasant.
The worst part was when OPs dad got so mad and jumped downt the guy's throat
And by sheer coincidence, "How Deep Is Your Love?" was playing on the radio at the time.
why was the maintenance guy just walking into your place unannounced?
Servers him right for just barging in
Probably you. Maintenance guys see shit like that all the time.
If the maintenance guy came in without knocking or announcing themselves then it’s really an FML. If you were too involved in your “wank” to hear the knock and announcement that he was coming in then YDI.
This right here. This is why you should always knock.
Did you call in a service request for lube for your door hinges?
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why was the maintenance guy just walking into your place unannounced?
Your back door was violated while you were wanking? That sounds unpleasant.