By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
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nitsud82 14
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why was the maintenance guy just walking into your place unannounced?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Your back door was violated while you were wanking? That sounds unpleasant.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Your back door was violated while you were wanking? That sounds unpleasant.

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PhoenixChick 26
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The worst part was when OPs dad got so mad and jumped downt the guy's throat

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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And by sheer coincidence, "How Deep Is Your Love?" was playing on the radio at the time.

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nitsud82 14
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why was the maintenance guy just walking into your place unannounced?

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Servers him right for just barging in

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RichardPencil 30
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Probably you. Maintenance guys see shit like that all the time.

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Chazzster 24
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If the maintenance guy came in without knocking or announcing themselves then it’s really an FML. If you were too involved in your “wank” to hear the knock and announcement that he was coming in then YDI.

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honestjane 22
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This right here. This is why you should always knock.

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Tarlachia 33
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Did you call in a service request for lube for your door hinges?

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PenguinPal3017 19

My friend lives in an apartment and had to eventually get her locks changed because "maintenance" people kept coming in without notice. They would go through her stuff and even leave her refrigerator door open.

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