By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
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By  Chazzster  |  20

If the maintenance guy came in without knocking or announcing themselves then it’s really an FML. If you were too involved in your “wank” to hear the knock and announcement that he was coming in then YDI.

By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

My friend lives in an apartment and had to eventually get her locks changed because "maintenance" people kept coming in without notice. They would go through her stuff and even leave her refrigerator door open.