FML : Sneaky Bitch

Sneaky Bitch

Today, my 8-week-old foster puppy pooped on my backpack as I was getting ready to go to work. In the 10 seconds it took to grab cleaning supplies, another foster dog ate my homemade breakfast sandwich off the counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RescuePups - / Monday 30 April 2018 09:00 / United States - Waterford

Work

Animals

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7628865 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:51

You fell for the old bait and switch trick. Silly human.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7628867 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:55

I think they both knew very well what they were doing lol. You just got outsmarted by two dogs.

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By _ali__cat_ | 14

#7628855 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:09

is this actually the plot to hotel for dogs?

By John Nemeth | 13

#7628857 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:16

That’s teamwork right there.

By Ishvah | 13

#7628860 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:22

let the shit storm begin.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7628865 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:51

You fell for the old bait and switch trick. Silly human.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7628866 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:54

One ate your biscuit, the other gave you a fresh biscuit.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7628867 - Monday 30 April 2018 15:55

I think they both knew very well what they were doing lol. You just got outsmarted by two dogs.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7628871 - Monday 30 April 2018 16:28

I’m sure the sandwich would’ve gone well with the dog pee you drank at 5 am.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7628874 - Monday 30 April 2018 16:42

This was a team effort. One was to provide a distraction while the other ate the sandwich.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7628886 - Monday 30 April 2018 17:52

And that’s when the third dog completed your homework.

By mekiswrite | 17

#7628946 - Monday 30 April 2018 20:16

At least it wasn't your homework.

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