is this actually the plot to hotel for dogs?

That’s teamwork right there.

let the shit storm begin.

You fell for the old bait and switch trick. Silly human.

One ate your biscuit, the other gave you a fresh biscuit.

I think they both knew very well what they were doing lol. You just got outsmarted by two dogs.

I’m sure the sandwich would’ve gone well with the dog pee you drank at 5 am.

This was a team effort. One was to provide a distraction while the other ate the sandwich.

And that’s when the third dog completed your homework.

At least it wasn't your homework.