don't forget the person throwing the brides

I wouldn't want to shower with 35 other people either

I most definitely wouldn't want to shower with my grandma. That's just me, though.

I don't know what bridal is, but more people would show up to a golden shower.

You’re fucking disgusting

Makes me wonder if the invitations went out super short notice. If not, sorry you were let down, OP.

On a scale of 1 to 11, OP... how much of a bridezilla have you been lately?

sweet grandma

Did they RSVP that they were coming and then just not pitch? Or were 35 invites issued and no one RSVP’d (as can be common these days) so you were just hoping like hell that some of the 35 would arrive? Are you sure the invites were received? Were they emailed, WhatsApp’d, snail mailed?

I bet she brought cookies. She did, didn't she.

Aw, poor grandma’s dementia is setting in. She probably confused you with one of her grandchildren she actually likes.

Be happy at least she attended.