Animals and Health: Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from... - FML

By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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ViviMage 38

Tuesday 11 September 2018 15:03

I always have spare underpants on hand and I would hand wash a pair before I go commando outside. I also don't like all the extra sensations down there going commando. I take the progesterone shot which means I'm bleeding a little *all the time*. So I expect it at a moment's notice. At least get yourself a tampon, but then the string will stick out of the hole in your pants....

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 14:38

Geez, get yourself organised. YDI.

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 14:38

Geez, get yourself organised. YDI.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 11 September 2018 15:03

I always have spare underpants on hand and I would hand wash a pair before I go commando outside. I also don't like all the extra sensations down there going commando. I take the progesterone shot which means I'm bleeding a little *all the time*. So I expect it at a moment's notice. At least get yourself a tampon, but then the string will stick out of the hole in your pants....

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 15:36

did all the holes align themselves?

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 16:21

Thats just fucking gross, get your life together.

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 17:04

Cat's can be such little cute assholes 😉 but seriously ya should have used your pussy to cover your pussy 😂😂🤣

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:41

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Thursday 13 September 2018 18:19

Well at least you won't have to drop trou to insert a tampon....

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