Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
Teach her. For your own sake.
BeatlesObsessed 12
I think this is more of an FHL. Poor mom, that's really embarrassing!
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Comments (125)
RebekahBrooke 9
Teach her. For your own sake.
UrCapsLockOn 12
hate mums with FB ...
nadyy14 8
Ouch! Teach yo mama about Facebook!
Turner_22 0
We all know how you feel, OP.
DocBastard 38
UrCapsLocksOn - I hate insolent children who expect parents to have no social lives.
Blueglasscup 18
My dad's more Facebook savvy than me. He's got 800 friends and I don't even have a Facebook.
kuges 0
Awesome!!!!
TheCarChanel 0
Why are your friends friends with your mom on FB
JavIin 0
I'm confused with this fml. How did op's friends see a post made by her mom on her mom's friends wall..?
Shrike 23
^ You don't use Facebook do you? Privacy settings are wide open by default, so if OP commented on the post or one of OP's friends was friends with the mom and liked the status, people would see it in their news feed then be able to like it themselves. Pretty simple.
leogirl95 12
Why would your friends like that post? Sorry, that's just weird. Get different friends.
jab7769 8
Because chances are op mom doesn't have privacy settings and I bet op friends with other friends
13FMYLIFE 0
To people who don't get why younger people don't like our parents being on Facebook- ever had your parents write on your wall or comment on statuses that you write? And when your status is just something you say jokingly and your parents are the only ones that take it seriously?
BeachBoi_Alex 7
**** your Dad's life.
gangstanasim02 0
*** u
RebekahBrooke 9
misspelled insults are only insults to your own intelligence.
Poetaster 10
Um..why not?
Naitsi 19
who said anything about not having a social lif?
SheltonStephens 0
Hey, I just visited your profile. I guess that makes me a stalker. Lol
DylanGushue021 0
hey:)
brennanharvey 1
You're hot lol!
lanekight 0
Hey you how do you message people? Your cute
yareens80 3
FML_Whale 18
Nowadays, my mom is the only person who ever posts on my FaceBook wall.
JumbledGirl 2
Thats embarassing but we all have parents and life will go on :)
philipino 24
2- I thought you were Iamnotmyself for a sec. I was disappointed.
J0gby 0
i think it's more embarassing that his friends friended his mom on facebook. or they took the liberty to search her up and stalk her statuses.
mrosew442 10
78- my friends are friends with my mom. they come over all the time, my mom always feeds them and calls them "her marching band children"
tpm45 25
Waiting for a FML from mom now...
BeatlesObsessed 12
I think this is more of an FHL. Poor mom, that's really embarrassing!
boofgall 16
Op has some strange friends for liking that. :p
OriginalimoaN 15
I'd say that mom deserves it for using things she doesn't understand and thinking there's privacy on facebook.
graham11 14
I feel really bad for OP's mom. That's not the type of wall post you can follow up by saying "oh just kidding!"
hopeforkitty 0
I agree.
Jiplo 18
same
twofirstnames 12
FYL for you AND your mom. That's embarrassing..
swinglifeaway123 8
No! Don't **** the mom! She has thrush!!! D:
mkmwalsh 1
The OP has thrush, not the mom. The mom for some odd reason was talking about her daughter's thrush with a friend
kayliebm 0
Read it again. It's the mother; not OP.
123amanda123 14
yikes
doonerz 0
how did it go?
eminemop 0
For both of you're sakes teach her O_o
kirsty1551 3
how to dougie.
Alex94xela 0
Nah how to plank
eminemop 0
I'm terrible at Language Arts...
kirsty1551 3
interesting friends you have..
teresa96706 29
I wonder why ops friends are her friends too.
gothhottie 5
FHL big time. Teach her quick!!
heyhihello95 12
Umm Awkward...