Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
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Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.
wanted_2_want 40
Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.
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Comments (18)
BurnInDemonFire 39
That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.
wanted_2_want 40
Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.
Chloe555_fml 27
I guess she wanted you to mooooooooove
RichardPencil 32
You ought to take at least a week off to recover from the trauma. Milk it for all it's worth.
Glowworm56 27
Where do you work and what exactly is your job?
donthatemebut 14
Slaughterhouse. Moving cattle to the pens.
RichardPencil 32
Probably something to do with Wall Street. They’ve got bulls and bears running around there, so I’m assuming there are some kicking cows, too.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What? Bulls and bears? What happened to the Gekko?
RichardPencil 32
He got murdered in 2008 when greed, for the lack of a better word, wasn’t so ******’ funny.
donb23 23
First question on everyones mind should be : "Where do you work that you have to interact with cows?"
acmariner99 25
Forget your glasses, how is your face?
Phillycheeze 20
Holy Cow.......
fabs1171 23
You really should have a beef about it
ViviMage 40
That's obviously a worker's comp claim and you are due a head exam, an eye exam, and a new set of glasses paid for by your employer. Also talk to OSHA about unsafe work conditions where you are able to be kicked in the face by a cow.