Dumbass

By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Y’know, it can be fun to date the stupid for a while. But then their idiocy comes out in some unpleasant way and you have to toss them back into the gene pool. Tell him he should get a vaccine to prevent falling off the end of the Earth when he gets there.

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riley873 21
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I hope you mean ex

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riley873 21
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I hope you mean ex

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RichardPencil 30
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Look at their name, and you’ll find your wish came true.

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RichardPencil 30
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Y’know, it can be fun to date the stupid for a while. But then their idiocy comes out in some unpleasant way and you have to toss them back into the gene pool. Tell him he should get a vaccine to prevent falling off the end of the Earth when he gets there.

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johnnyswallop 18
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This is a great point. Idiocy of this magnitude is still probably only the tip of the iceberg. Abort.

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ThrottleJockey 35
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You don't toss stupid back into the pool. You let it die and decay on the shore.

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s a good thought but eugenics has never worked. The stupid must procreate.

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alycion 38
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We need stupid. The internet would be so boring without it.

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jc1015 25
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Hopefully he’s an ex now...an idiotic ex

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JLS 4
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🤦🏼‍♀️

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TxKitten79 10

He needs to be your EX-boyfriend.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Judging by her name, it's likely he's now an ex.

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courtalex 5

Tell him “alright guess I can’t get my birth control refilled” and he will change his mind real quick

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liviathisbe 17
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Ask him what it means when men need prostate exams.

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PenguinPal3017 19

You think this guy goes for prostate exams? I'm 29 and have never even had a checkup.

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tounces7 27

How was it not obvious he was a dumb ass before you made him your boyfriend? Or are you normally attracted to idiots?

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