Welllll, the Germans never made it to Blighty. The Frenchies on the other hand have had a few run-ins with Fritz! They even have 17 words that approximately translate to "Surrender".

Legit was wondering the same thing

You took the words out of my mouth. I was going to say I Can't Stand Leg Puns has competition. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Did you also steal I Hate Leg Puns’s profile picture? If not, why not?

That could lead to the first genuine case of not being able to dance due to having two left feet.

Oh I know right? Sooo annoying!

If you don’t mind me asking...how did you lose your leg?

I was crossing the road with right-of-way, and a speeding vehicle hit my leg mid-step, practically tearing it off with sheer force. I was thrown a few meters, had several compound fractures (bone sticking out of the skin), and a lot of the bone was basically in splinters, so it was amputated above the knee. However, generally don't ask strangers that sort of thing, because they may take offense to it, and believe me, I hear it so much that the question drives me insane.

I am so sorry that this happened to you Op. I can’t imagine how hard was it for you to get used to living without a limb. I wish you all the best of luck.

Thank you. It's been an interesting experience, to say the least. You really find out who your true friends are after learning you can't go out and do as much as you used to. Very humbling experience.

With your humor, I’d make up crazy stories for their nosiness. Say... well, I once saw someone on the street who lost their leg & stupidly ask them how it happened... now I know & so will you.

Yes.