Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

By eaa145 - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:40 / United States
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

By Brad - / Sunday 8 March 2009 05:33 / Canada
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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

By Oblivious - / Friday 8 May 2009 19:39 / Kuwait
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By hospitalflunky - / Saturday 28 March 2009 06:35 / United States

  Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

By cmerr - / Thursday 19 March 2009 07:40 / United States
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