thats what i was thinking i whoop his ass thats ***** nasty!

yum yum...

Yeah that deserves a good home town beatin'

Beat that ass, I know I would.

Get out the belt for this one!

Thats horrible!!!!!!!!!!

I agree, sometimes kids just need some good ol' spanking to learn.

anyone read "how to eat fried worms?" yeah...well, they kind of have the right idea for your son

Amen!

eeeew. gross, I gagged after reading this. that's disgusting

I love adoption centers for these kind of moments.

typical chick...

kill yourself

no, not spanking. it's to little. time for the paddle!

like they say you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family

you're right! beat his ass!

Hell yeah

thats not even funny...at all in any context

kind of funny :S

-shudders-

thats a little extreme.. you think every kid feeds you chicken pox?

Well it was a relatively sarcastic comment.... hence the ":P"

I guess he doesn't get it.

LOL!!!!!

#5 awww ur so funny... no ****

no ****? wtf?

IGNORE the ignoramus who feels obligated to quote gangsta rap lines that assert his sexuality. that is the lamest ******* thing. i bet he goes around saying that all the time, as if people will actually respect him more if he continuously tells everybody that he wasn't homosexual. brainwashed retard he is.

171 super rage rant time ftw

To be fair, chicken pox scabs are delicious.

sprinkle them over oats in the morning, add them to a cheese dip at lunch time, or fry them up with scrambled eggs for dinner. you could even eat them on a pizza with a drizzle of japanese mayonnaise and a bit of shredded bacon. or just eat them straight up, that's the easiest method. they're great party snacks by themselves.

#136 was funny. this on the other hand just completely ruined the joke. thanks.

I know right? he totally should've told his mouth to close before he went to bed or at least recorded himself sleeping just to make sure he was sleeping with an open mouth so he can fix it next time. yeah you totally DI for not checking your mouth while sleeping

Like you can really control that... /sarcasm

I totally agree. YDI for sleeping with your mouth open, you gross, hairy, open-mouth breather, you.

you can't control if ur sleeping with your mouth open. i dont think ydi

some ppl have congestion problems & have to sleep with their mouth open in order to breathe

and some people just rly dont understand sarcasm :P

You can't control if you sleep with your mouth open do you think she gets ready for bed every night and says "Hmmm I think today I'll sleep with my mouth closed" And number 11 who records themself sleeping its not a big deal for someone to sleep with their mouth open i mean your mouth opens like once a night while your sleeping

I do go to bed and decide if I'm going to sleep with my mouth open or closed. So why couldn't OP do it?

@ #120..... your stupidity is showing... #11 was clearly being sarcastic.

#120, #11 was clearly being sarcastic. And for all the people who say "sleep with your mouth close!" or "ydi for having your mouth open!" well maybe her mouth was closed, her son could of easly opened her mouth then drop the scabs in. but that is not the point in this FML. the point is that her son was putting scabs in her mouth while sleeping and that it was completly gross. and that is completly disgusting. i would have been puking if that happened to me.

I know how sarcastic everyone is being right now, but I'd just like to say that it is possible to control if your mouth is open or not. I used to sleep mouth open but would drool all over my pillow, so I sleep with my mouth closed now (or at least I fall asleep with my mouth closed and there's no drool on my pillow anymore). I'm not sure how exactly I did it, I just sort of told myself to do it.

I was mostly talking to #7

I now like being born sterile

Yeah me too and I was eating when I read this

"That will teach you to do something that you can't prevent because you're unconscious!"