By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
I agree, your life sucks 93 968
You deserved it 5 872

Same thing different taste

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Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P


idratherbewrestl 0

thats what i was thinking i whoop his ass thats ***** nasty!

renaet 0

Yeah that deserves a good home town beatin'

Dbag320 0

Beat that ass, I know I would.

AnaMaree 0

Get out the belt for this one!

I agree, sometimes kids just need some good ol' spanking to learn.

the_stereotype 0

anyone read "how to eat fried worms?" yeah...well, they kind of have the right idea for your son

stewie1744 0

eeeew. gross, I gagged after reading this. that's disgusting

skullbashd 3

I love adoption centers for these kind of moments.

bberg01 5

no, not spanking. it's to little. time for the paddle!

like they say you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family

pshnoway 0

Oh my god, that's disgusting, fyl.

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

thats a little extreme.. you think every kid feeds you chicken pox?

Well it was a relatively sarcastic comment.... hence the ":P"


IGNORE the ignoramus who feels obligated to quote gangsta rap lines that assert his sexuality. that is the lamest ******* thing. i bet he goes around saying that all the time, as if people will actually respect him more if he continuously tells everybody that he wasn't homosexual. brainwashed retard he is.

skullbashd 3


To be fair, chicken pox scabs are delicious.

sprinkle them over oats in the morning, add them to a cheese dip at lunch time, or fry them up with scrambled eggs for dinner. you could even eat them on a pizza with a drizzle of japanese mayonnaise and a bit of shredded bacon. or just eat them straight up, that's the easiest method. they're great party snacks by themselves.

#136 was funny. this on the other hand just completely ruined the joke. thanks.

lmao ewww and YDI for sleeping with ur mouth open!!

I know right? he totally should've told his mouth to close before he went to bed or at least recorded himself sleeping just to make sure he was sleeping with an open mouth so he can fix it next time. yeah you totally DI for not checking your mouth while sleeping

CheshireHalli 19

Like you can really control that... /sarcasm

I totally agree. YDI for sleeping with your mouth open, you gross, hairy, open-mouth breather, you.

you can't control if ur sleeping with your mouth open. i dont think ydi

some ppl have congestion problems & have to sleep with their mouth open in order to breathe

tonyDlolli 0

and some people just rly dont understand sarcasm :P

You can't control if you sleep with your mouth open do you think she gets ready for bed every night and says "Hmmm I think today I'll sleep with my mouth closed" And number 11 who records themself sleeping its not a big deal for someone to sleep with their mouth open i mean your mouth opens like once a night while your sleeping

I do go to bed and decide if I'm going to sleep with my mouth open or closed. So why couldn't OP do it?

@ #120..... your stupidity is showing... #11 was clearly being sarcastic.

#120, #11 was clearly being sarcastic. And for all the people who say "sleep with your mouth close!" or "ydi for having your mouth open!" well maybe her mouth was closed, her son could of easly opened her mouth then drop the scabs in. but that is not the point in this FML. the point is that her son was putting scabs in her mouth while sleeping and that it was completly gross. and that is completly disgusting. i would have been puking if that happened to me.

I know how sarcastic everyone is being right now, but I'd just like to say that it is possible to control if your mouth is open or not. I used to sleep mouth open but would drool all over my pillow, so I sleep with my mouth closed now (or at least I fall asleep with my mouth closed and there's no drool on my pillow anymore). I'm not sure how exactly I did it, I just sort of told myself to do it.

skullbashd 3

I now like being born sterile

laur20091 0

oh my god I'm so sorry! it didn't even happen to me and I think I still puke a little...

lives_ppl 0

Yeah me too and I was eating when I read this

RedJester23 6

And people wonder why I don't want to have kids....

That will teach you not to sleep with your month open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That will teach you to do something that you can't prevent because you're unconscious!"