Love: Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her...

By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By CrazedGunMan - 02/09/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By gordy1220 - 13/02/2010 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st birthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turned out she decided to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

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F_ME 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

Comments

F_ME 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

marleytooyou 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:06

awww that does suck

Metzler31 17

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:57

at first I thought he meant the text message cost him 15,000 dollars! I was all confused.

banna2286 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 18:34

when will peple realize that these romantic suprises never work out

NoelZ 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:17

115 your ******* stupid. kbye

SW500 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:04

Yeah there's something with Michigan chicks...

bannamann 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:08

It was only 1,500 dollars not 15,000

muahahahahamoo 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 15:20

#127 ; hey bro, not all michigan girls have problems. some of them are nice.! like meeee. lol :p

ZING_MASTER 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:22

KIWI ZING!!!

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:25

This reminds me of a song that goes like this (please don't mod me): Bitches aint s**t but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the d***.

CrinkleFrie2014 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:44

Where in Michigan?

JohnnyS_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:34

You know what dude? I know how you feel... i did the same, except I'm in New York and she was in California... ya just gotta keep on truckin'...or flying.

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

Amkii 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:39

While you're there, have some crazy fun! Then make that ****-ass ex-gf of yours pay you back.

Circles 18

Friday 6 March 2015 6:38

Why should she pay him back? She didn't tell him to fly there. She isn't obligated to stay in a relationship if it's not what she wants

Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:42

That sucks, but it gives you an opportunity to go on a bender in NZ- I suggest you start now. If you arn't already drunk, make sure there is a cold Steinlager in your hand in the next 15 minutes.

PureGold 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:44

Oh no!!! And as soon as you arrived there too, ugh...I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks x( And # 14, I think you kinda missed the point of what they were saying haha...reread the posts :P

secret_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:44

aww that really stinks, i'm sorry..who breaks up with a text message?! while they are on the other side of the world?!!! but that was a really sweet thing to do..and i've heard new zealand is beautiful=]