By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
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F_ME 0
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damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

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AwkwardHomo 0
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Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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F_ME 0
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damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

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marleytooyou 0

awww that does suck

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Metzler31 17
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at first I thought he meant the text message cost him 15,000 dollars! I was all confused.

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banna2286 0

when will peple realize that these romantic suprises never work out

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NoelZ 0

115 your fucking stupid. kbye

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SW500 13

Yeah there's something with Michigan chicks...

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bannamann 4

It was only 1,500 dollars not 15,000

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muahahahahamoo 5
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#127 ; hey bro, not all michigan girls have problems. some of them are nice.! like meeee. lol :p

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ZING_MASTER 0
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KIWI ZING!!!

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Dr_Phil 0

This reminds me of a song that goes like this (please don't mod me): Bitches aint s**t but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the d***.

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CrinkleFrie2014 0
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Where in Michigan?

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JohnnyS_fml 0
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You know what dude? I know how you feel... i did the same, except I'm in New York and she was in California... ya just gotta keep on truckin'...or flying.

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AwkwardHomo 0
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Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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Amkii 0
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While you're there, have some crazy fun! Then make that slut-ass ex-gf of yours pay you back.

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Circles 18
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Why should she pay him back? She didn't tell him to fly there. She isn't obligated to stay in a relationship if it's not what she wants

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Ole_Stinker 0
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That sucks, but it gives you an opportunity to go on a bender in NZ- I suggest you start now. If you arn't already drunk, make sure there is a cold Steinlager in your hand in the next 15 minutes.

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PureGold 0
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Oh no!!! And as soon as you arrived there too, ugh...I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks x( And # 14, I think you kinda missed the point of what they were saying haha...reread the posts :P

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secret_fml 0
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aww that really stinks, i'm sorry..who breaks up with a text message?! while they are on the other side of the world?!!! but that was a really sweet thing to do..and i've heard new zealand is beautiful=]

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vanillacocoa 6
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It is, I live there

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MyFullContrast 0

Forget her ! Enjoy yourself now! It'll be stupid if you spent all that money and just went back home.

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