FML : Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up...

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By uthinkucandraw - / Friday 27 February 2009 21:19 / United States

Love

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By F_ME | 0

#8929 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

By AwkwardHomo | 0

#8943 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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By F_ME | 0

#8929 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

marleytooyou | 0

#967046 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 02:06

awww that does suck

Metzler31 | 17

#968925 - Saturday 27 March 2010 03:57

at first I thought he meant the text message cost him 15,000 dollars! I was all confused.

banna2286 | 0

#976540 - Thursday 8 April 2010 06:34

when will peple realize that these romantic suprises never work out

NoelZ | 0

#1132060 - Saturday 24 July 2010 07:17

115 your fucking stupid. kbye

SW500 | 13

#3264686 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:04

Yeah there's something with Michigan chicks...

bannamann | 4

#3595633 - Thursday 17 November 2011 01:08

It was only 1,500 dollars not 15,000

muahahahahamoo | 5

#4200486 - Thursday 22 March 2012 03:20

#127 ; hey bro, not all michigan girls have problems. some of them are nice.! like meeee. lol :p

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#8930 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:22

KIWI ZING!!!

By Dr_Phil | 0

#8931 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:25

This reminds me of a song that goes like this (please don't mod me): Bitches aint s**t but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the d***.

CrinkleFrie2014 | 0

#4346514 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 01:44

Where in Michigan?

By JohnnyS_fml | 0

#8942 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:34

You know what dude? I know how you feel... i did the same, except I'm in New York and she was in California... ya just gotta keep on truckin'...or flying.

By AwkwardHomo | 0

#8943 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

By Amkii | 0

#8946 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:39

While you're there, have some crazy fun! Then make that slut-ass ex-gf of yours pay you back.

Circles | 18

#6222834 - Friday 6 March 2015 06:38

Why should she pay him back? She didn't tell him to fly there. She isn't obligated to stay in a relationship if it's not what she wants

By Ole_Stinker | 0

#8949 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:42

That sucks, but it gives you an opportunity to go on a bender in NZ- I suggest you start now. If you arn't already drunk, make sure there is a cold Steinlager in your hand in the next 15 minutes.

By PureGold | 0

#8952 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:44

Oh no!!! And as soon as you arrived there too, ugh...I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks x( And # 14, I think you kinda missed the point of what they were saying haha...reread the posts :P

By secret_fml | 0

#8955 - Saturday 28 February 2009 12:44

aww that really stinks, i'm sorry..who breaks up with a text message?! while they are on the other side of the world?!!! but that was a really sweet thing to do..and i've heard new zealand is beautiful=]