FML : Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their...

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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By IbetIgotAIDS - / Monday 12 September 2011 16:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By omegaxen | 0

#3279043 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:57

That blows!

By Hockey_fan | 0

#3279085 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:00

Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry

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By omegaxen | 0

#3279043 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:57

That blows!

smirnoff1695 | 0

#3279073 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:59

That sounds a quite unsanitary:P

mr_torch91 | 1

#3279166 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:07

I'm callin bullshit.

kyleinsane | 0

#3279204 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:11

Booooobs

seanders | 10

#3279209 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:12

I wouldn't tell any girlfriends that if you plan on kissing them or going down on them.

rottentomatoes | 7

#3279219 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:13

And I bet OP did get an STD.

EvilPotato | 14

#3279284 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:22

How did their sperm taste, was it yummy.

ariannaa_fml | 17

#3279294 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:23

1, you wouldn't happen to have a blow pop in your mouth would you??

Denikk | 0

#3279320 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:26

Oh god, OP is a guy... o.o

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3279347 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:28

46, find out yourself you creep.

Iheartfunny | 1

#3279396 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:37

Oh 1- I see what you did there blow like a baloon and blow like a whore double meaning. But seriously that sucks.

Lily_lops95 | 0

#3279415 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:40

Haha good one

samammynanny | 0

#3279475 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:48

Damn that's nasty

Lanceeden | 12

#3279600 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:10

Water balloon fight! LOOOL

WeezyBites | 6

#3279739 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:31

Damn, app messed around with post numbers and put them in the wrong order. Ignore me, I fail.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3279836 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:46

Holy mother of God... This has to be the worst FML I have ever read.

Jayrs93 | 11

#3279923 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:04

Man, that blows loads

Bravo11 | 14

#3280209 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:40

I agree with 121. This is the worst FML that I have ever read.

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3280342 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:09

My worst/nastiest childhood stories couldn't even come close to this. Gross.

Sebastian_NG | 16

#3280501 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:55

how did that even happen??? u bought a prostitute, got there and said "hey i remember this place", then spent the whole hour crying and remembering ur childhood and she still charged u??

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3280506 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:55

Just imagine what all the people who use prostitutes look like! Yuk!

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3280527 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:58

You should seriously be tested for STDs if you put your mouth on them.

sweet_blue | 3

#3280667 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 03:22

Agreed this one is pretty bad

monkeys1315 | 0

#3280997 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 04:36

That is the most horrible thing ever. You know how they say "things could always be worse" this could not be worse

eurostar710 | 11

#3281039 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 04:45

You might want to get tested...... For everything.

macanderson | 2

#3281081 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 04:51

so you learned to blow the weird way

Shadow_Phantom | 26

#3281290 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:38

Actually 156, it can be worse... if OP has an STD... or two... or three.

akayc32 | 0

#3281304 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:43

196... I think being dead would be worse... But then I guess it depends on what/if OP caught something worse than death, but it doesn't seem so with the way it is written.

YDI__Bitch | 0

#3281342 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:50

I'm at a loss of words.

DrewsFML | 8

#3281602 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:16

This FML just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Jovecove | 13

#3282443 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:40

This, my friends is truly an FML.

Squirrelx | 5

#3284284 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:47

Does anyone else notice OP's name...?

iluvwaffles42 | 0

#3284413 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 10:41

Why would anyone blow up a balloon they found on the street anyway? especially a soggy one

Mokiikom_fml | 8

#3285146 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 12:46

#51 WTF are you thinking??? With such a situation the gdnder doesn't matter ANYTHING, it's utterly disgusting regardless. If you ate poop, would you go "oh, it's okay! Good thing I'm a woman, that way the poop automatically becomes fudge!" It's disgusting regardless of being a guy or girl!! Especially with putting the mouth on the cum and on the juices from inside the prostitute....

RealChinese | 7

#3287081 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 09:04

@51 should he feel better if he had been a girl instead?

CRuueL | 0

#3287250 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:08

WIINIINNG!!

Xr70r7 | 4

#3291245 - Thursday 15 September 2011 01:52

Imagine what the hookers thought seeing little kids blowing up used condoms?!

deefan101 | 11

#3296462 - Friday 16 September 2011 05:04

He didn't know better... OP said he was a child when this happened

btbamfan75 | 0

#3308272 - Sunday 18 September 2011 10:05

your mom was yummy

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3310736 - Monday 19 September 2011 09:10

STD's are not pokemon.

Bobthedrunk | 2

#3315627 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 06:09

Enjoying the herpes? Man you and your brothers were idiots as children.

Iamme30069 | 5

#4768086 - Friday 3 August 2012 03:27

U took my pun

YoungWildand1D | 5

#5893853 - Sunday 23 March 2014 05:15

Haha you're so punny

princeofgirl | 16

#6476155 - Thursday 3 December 2015 05:40

A southern state.... Not surprising they had the lower intelligence to do stuff like this.

By hillhero | 2

#3279045 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:57

Can someone say balloon animals?

theunwiseone | 4

#3279139 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:03

BALOON ANIMALS

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#3279146 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:05

I can, but not five times fast. It's a tongue twister :D

sassyangel24 | 0

#3279333 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:27

18, I could say it five times fast! It's easier if you take your voice up an octave.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#3279484 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:49

Well I was sorta joking, it just wasn't funny :P but I'm not used to talking so I'd probably mess up saying anything five times fast.

ArcadePie | 10

#3279626 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:14

27. Shut up

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3279679 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:22

Someone sharted.

WeezyBites | 6

#3279719 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:27

ArcadePie, if you'd replied to 96 your pic would've made that brilliant.

WeezyBites | 6

#3279747 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:33

App messed up and put posts in the wrong order, ignore me. And if this double sends or disappears elsewhere again.. well fuck.

TheDeadlyTurtle | 7

#3281034 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 04:44

"I'll have 6 shots please, bartender: what's the occasion? Op: I had my first BlowJob, bartender: oh well here's a 7th on me then! OP: thanks but I doubt it could get the taste out of my mouth."

retardthinkswhat | 3

#3281421 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 06:13

What do you want? A baloon snake, worm, or eel?

Lanceeden | 12

#3281717 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:58

DONT HAVE SEX. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE.

By missyj0 | 12

#3279048 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:57

Memories to share with your future children!

Butasko0ch | 0

#3279392 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:35

Uhhh hope your clean after all that

datguyuno | 5

#3279458 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:45

Uhh I thing I'm think is that, why did you spend most of ur childhood in a brothel?

DoubleDose | 0

#3279467 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:46

yes because the law clearly states people with STDs are banned from having relations with non STD people

Dalliance | 4

#3279827 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:45

Glad the memory was shared with us on FML, too. It's one of the grossest I've read in a while. Just wish I could've seen the slowly dawning realization on OP's face when he finally figured it out.

liggity | 1

#3281197 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:14

This FML is by far the most ive ever felt your life sucks I've ever read! Gross!

DrewsFML | 8

#3281621 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:23

Yes, you'll just have to be satisfied sharing this memory with YOUR future children since you drank the prostitutes' future children.

liggity | 1

#3283357 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:17

Not only did they drink the prostitutes future kids but they put their mouths on who knows how many cocks and all the ball cheese. I'm gonna go get sick now... Again

myschyveus | 0

#3283535 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 06:04

I bet op has aids on their molars, maybe incisors too lol

oliviaalexandria | 3

#3287175 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:26

He might be sharing more than memories with them.. :(

Hunter154 | 0

#3291741 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:50

your cute lol ;)

leadrunner751 | 3

#3299841 - Friday 16 September 2011 07:46

"when I was your age, balloons had hepatitis and herpes"

By StRex1990 | 2

#3279062 - Monday 12 September 2011 10:59

that's horrible.. but you guys probably shouldn't have been playing with stuff u found on the floor anyways fyl

taazer | 12

#3279411 - Monday 12 September 2011 11:39

How could they know? They were only kids..

DerpyHooves | 0

#3280110 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:29

When is it ever a good idea to put random thongs on the ground in or around your mouth? Unless they were 2 I don't see why they didn't know better.

DerpyHooves | 0

#3280127 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:32

Lol, things not thongs.

deviable | 9

#3280552 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 03:03

When I was a kid I knew putting soggy balloons in my mouth was a stupid idea.

YtotsDI | 0

#3280847 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 03:55

141 shouldnt have corrected it. it was funnier with thongs.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3280985 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 04:33

Knowing better and behaving better are two different things. A young child may not you don't want him putting things from the ground in his mouth but may not understand why. I would've thought the first time one tasted the soggy balloon would've been curative but apparently not. Regardless, this is a parental fail. Who lets their child play unsupervised in a known prostitution hangout?