By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States
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Maybe next time. Then you'll get the instant gratification of "furst, bitchez!" and get to sit back with the satisfaction that for once in your pathetic life, you were first at something. But that day is not today Edit: Oh, you changed it to '2nd'. Just as clever, but not quite as interesting.
It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!
Not really. Yeah, that would be disturbing and awkward, but at least OP would be reassured that his/her parents are still happy together. Now OP knows that they're not, and I'm sure that must be quite a burden for OP. Sorry, OP. Every relationship has its ups and downs. Maybe things well get better for your parents if they give it a chance.
Better than the noises you could've heard...Those sounds could fell a rhino.
I wish parents wouldn't talk about sex with their kids in the house. It's really uncomfortable.