TMI, dude

By linren - 28/03/2009 18:40 - United States

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Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML
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Aldrasio 0
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Sounds like he was trying for a pity fuck.

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rockandrollbf 0

Oh, that sucks. One of my ex-boyfriends 'confessed' the same thing to me, but it was about watching porn. Once. ._____.

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Aldrasio 0
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Sounds like he was trying for a pity fuck.

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brandonlee69 5

hahahaha nice

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rockandrollbf 0

Oh, that sucks. One of my ex-boyfriends 'confessed' the same thing to me, but it was about watching porn. Once. ._____.

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kewlkate 9

Hints "EX-boyfriend"

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Elovena 9

I had a friend confess that to me, only, he was sincere.

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kika_fml 0
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Wow. FYL! I would have turned the radio all the way up.

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SomethingNew71 0
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At least your bf trusts you enough to tell you something like that. He was hoping to confide in you guess you cant keep a secret and be supportive. I hope he finds someone who is willing to work through his problem with him.

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TJ10 0
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masturbation isnt a problem..

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vanillacocoa 6
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But an addiction to it is.

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scorpiogirl666 0
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Oh GOD that sounds painful. 2 hours?!??!?! ouch.

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JFox 8
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Number 4 stole the words out of my mouth. You're a bitch.

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yell_0h 0
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LOL! Offer to help him jack off ^_^

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McLaughlane 0
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hahaha aw. That sucks. I don't understand why he was so paranoid about it, it's a natural thing to do. :/

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rhyspiecesno8 18
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But an addiction to it can be very bad

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UhOhImF___ed 0
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suggest the Dutch Rudder to him... that way you can both be involved

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BigLord 0
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I agree with #7 :D

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