FML : Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ariel - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:19 / Israel

Intimacy

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By Ilovelife07 | 0

#255226 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:13

damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

By DarthFurby | 0

#255194 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:08

Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

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By DarthFurby | 0

#255194 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:08

Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

xxbadassbitchxx | 0

#973287 - Friday 2 April 2010 11:38

is she a slutty wife? lol dump the bitch

liamkilcoyne | 0

#1023260 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 12:55

hahah so funny. try and find one to revive bucket fanny and wizards sleeves :D

By Mr_Positive | 3

#255195 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:08

I think she was really jk, otherwise she'd talk to you about it and suggest it straight up front

By Fisshie | 0

#255205 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:10

Take the hint.

By hpnerd | 0

#255206 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:10

your name is Ariel?

By seonfire | 0

#255209 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:10

*HINT HINT*

By trish27 | 0

#255210 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:10

Oh....wow.... I'm sorry, but that is hilarious!

By genius_man16 | 0

#255221 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:12

I hope she was kidding. If she wasn't I'd leave her. You don't want to be married to someone so superficial.

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#255226 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:13

damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

By FYourSEXLYFE | 0

#255228 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:13

#7 has obviously never given someone an orgasm...

By deliciouskaek | 1

#255229 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 08:13

I lol'd.

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