By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
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What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

oh man.... are you traumatized?


oh man.... are you traumatized?

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

...well think of it this way.. at least you made one person's day :D


FAKE.... Theres always a shit load of people on those ALL hours of the day

That crossed my mind too, #52. But it could be a smaller local train rather than a shinkansen. #51: Calm the fuck down.

bellow the fml it says japan... maybe its true

Japanese subways are the most crowded of them all. Youtube it.

#6 hahahahahahahaha

lmfao at Rok..good one

Lol @ 51's irony. Also, good pun with the Subway. At least you didn't have to pay $5 for the footlong, you got it for free. I just hope they didn't get any mayo on you (ok, that may be taking it too far...). Anyhow, in Japan this isn't really an FML. Getting groped/flashed in Japanese subway is just as common as getting mugged/pickpocketed in NY.

Dude, even if it's new york city I've been on completely empty trains before whether it was because it was super late/early or it was the weekend at an odd time at the very beginning of the line.

I have to disagree with you there.

it's so common for things like this to happen in japan that they have a word for it, it's chikan i believe, they also have signs for subways where only ladies can board onto the train to prevent it from happening.

oh, im sorry. i didn't notice =/

to #6, this happened in japan...sooo no way was it a foot long :P

stop fucking generalizing you assfuck, he lives in fucking japan, not new york city

Who wouldn't be traumatized? He could of had an STD

OMGSH HAS ANYONE SEEN 'MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN' guaranteee you'd never rife a subway again,

hahahahahahaha #6 so funny :D

this is aisa remeber

if it was in japan, it would be more like a subway 1/2 inch long

@#170: Cause you can totally get an STD by getting a dick rubbed on your arm...

Totally fake. I lived in Japan for 9 years and I know there is no such thing as empty train. They're not 24hours like NYC. Trains run from early morning to little after midnight so there always people. BTW, shinkansen is like riding airplane but more comfortable. You check in and get boarding pass and it has prearranged seating..etc. Only local trains (subways) are the ones that are packed.

iv been to japan and iv actually seen womens only carrages on the trains but when i went the trains were all packed if OP is japanese she has good english skills to be able to type this out most of them cant speak english much

i don't think you'd get STD being rubbed by a dick on your arm... being a sexually transmitted disease and all... sorry for being critical. :|


6 is made of win.

haha this FML made my day

this is an fml because he ran away before she could flash her vajayjay.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha best comment ever

lol sucks for you

subway people these days *shakes head* always lookin' to show their footlongs ;)

meant nice @ 6 God. I'm sorry! Being from New York City I've seen a LOT of WEIRD shit on the subway...but (knock on wood) no one's ever actually physically touched me (or anyone else I know)! That is horrifying, FYL indeed!

Haha, nice pun.

lol didn't even notice it till you pointed it out! (That's what she said!)

FAIL. Everyone knows you cant say "That's what she said" when your the person who said the original phrase.

And everyone knows that it's disappointing when people STILL haven't figured out the difference between your and you're. Your an idiot for not knowing you're differences between your and you're. Lulz. It feels so wrong typing that.

Yeah you're not allowed to say "That's what she said" to your own comment.

They were making a joke. That's why they took the time to say 'lulz' and 'it feels so wrong typing that.' Who's the smarty now, jackass?

It's silly that people have "That's what she said" rules. I'll say it when I damn well please!

yeah you can't go say thats what she said to your own comment cause it just doesn't work that way, someone else has to say it see if i said thats what she said it would work but when you say it, it does not work.

What's fail is the fact that you said "Penis" in dutch. Try using "Lol" from now on.

she doesn't have a name

Wow people are pretty messed up these days! I wouldnt ride the subway for awhile.

Makes a good story though

Dude. It's JAPAN. If you don't know about the train occurrences there, then get a clue.

oh yes, because god knows everyone should have knowledge about Japan's must be lonley up there on your high horse...

*shudder* Yeah, I've heard things about the Japanese subway and stuff like that.

Uh, yes? It said this fml is from Japan on their story at the top.

Uhh #55, that is /probably/ why she said 'Japanese subway'... o_0

55, you're an idiot.

um...55 was replying to 37....

ewwwww win, im in the top 10 comments

Roflao now that's funny!

There are some real freaks on the subway apparently FYL

LOOOOL. That's kind of awesome. Should have punched his wang.