By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 769
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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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This is your chance...

propose? need help spelling?

Uh, what the fuck are you talking about? Propose is the right way to spell it, idiot.

Awh I'm so sorry to hear that! That really does suck!

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

haha yeah ae, good thing he got out of it before he proposed, her believing the phone without proof and nothing to go on, thats simply...well...retarded, well its more than retarded.

I agree, you can obviously see she's not that bright.

did u try and explain to her? she's an idiot if she believes that and doesnt deserve you! you can do way better

You don't deserve a girlfriend like that If she really loved you... she wouldn't need a cellphone to tell her so :)

She'll probably realize how ridiculous she's being and yall will get back together. Either that, or she's crazy for believing a stupid random love advice thing. Or she was cheating on you and wanted a way out. Hope it all works out for the best though!

Why the fuck would OP want to take her back after she reacted like a 6 year old to some cell phone love advice game?

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

Hmm, youre probably in luck, because she sounds like a real "winner". Consider this as as gift