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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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Get_Naykid 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:01

This is your chance...

ckydc 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 3:33

propose? need help spelling?

xNephilim 18

Monday 27 September 2010 1:47

Uh, what the **** are you talking about? Propose is the right way to spell it, idiot.

diki_fml 2

Friday 5 June 2009 23:01

That sucks

Katt1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:02

Awh I'm so sorry to hear that! That really does suck!

MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

DragonMasterMF 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:58

haha yeah ae, good thing he got out of it before he proposed, her believing the phone without proof and nothing to go on, thats simply...well...retarded, well its more than retarded.

mystic_star 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 14:19

I agree, you can obviously see she's not that bright.

Arrgh_fml 2

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

did u try and explain to her? she's an idiot if she believes that and doesnt deserve you! you can do way better

_babyxdoll 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

You don't deserve a girlfriend like that If she really loved you... she wouldn't need a cellphone to tell her so :)

blackberry_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

She'll probably realize how ridiculous she's being and yall will get back together. Either that, or she's crazy for believing a stupid random love advice thing. Or she was cheating on you and wanted a way out. Hope it all works out for the best though!