Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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annefrank 0
wtf. what a waste of time for you.
jewbies 0
what a ******* jerk.
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annefrank 0
wtf. what a waste of time for you.
BlueJeans2626 0
what an ass
MissDanish17 5
Jerk!
ThickHead 0
ass hole! D:
NikkiRainbow63 31
Should have chased him down and beat him with the subs.
jewbies 0
what a ******* jerk.
hat_fml 0
you should have threw one of the subs at him...ps. you get subway @ australia O.o
aussiegirl1990 0
Lol. Yes, we also have T.V. And movies. And these neat little things called... D.. V..D's. Subbies been around for ages, they have it all over the world.... not the easiest place to work. I know because I was there every morning on the way to school. I'd hand over my lunch box and they would put the salad in my lunch box every day.... I was broke all the time, broke but healthy. Jessica
Endymion_fml 0
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Who exactly loses out here? Certainly not you. "BAWWW. I had to work at work! How sad."
BOOSCAREDU 0
he point of working is to get money so u can support urself... and the guy wasted his time were he could have been helpin a PAYING customer
SpicyDuck 22
Exactly. You know, the kind of paying customers that support the store so you can get paid. Some people are mental.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
There is such a thing as a permanent wage. Her pay is not based on commission. Doesn't matter if she produced 1 sub or 100 subs in one hour, she'll still get the same wage. Unless she was the owner (however owners usually don't work on the line).
Spiffy 0
wow... that really sucks at least now you'll have 6 footlongs for the next 6 customers!.... I guess...
CaptainSpaceCat 9
That's not how it works. Each customer has to get an entirely new sandwich. You can't just recycle someone else's order.
AliSama 17
you should have tried to stop him and called cops. esp if he took the sandwiches.
Amphysvena 11
Why? He didn't do anything to break the law. Yeah, it's a dick move, but it's not illegal.
PoolOfIck 0
i LOL'D AT THIS ESESIALY BECAUSE OF THIS AMAZING COMMENT
sparklemuffin 8
you don't have to pay If you don't take the sandwiches
keepingitsimple 0
wow he should of at least said sorry to waste your time
nowIshallrise 0
Agreed.
s_quire 0
i'll eat em
NorfolkDude 2
15 minutes for 6 subs? That's a record, dude. Anyway, I would have laughed so hard on that one. When he looked at the wallet and walked out, you should have went, "Ahh durrr!"
sulitak 27
That's what I was thinking... when we get 5 people ordering, it takes us about 15 minutes to get all ours...
Ashlei69 4
#148 we do 50 in an hour. we're the biggest subway in the next few cities around
OnTheRun 0
HAHAHA what a bitch!
Ashlings 0
Jesus, what a waste! I would have punched him. :/