By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States
The Top
Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo
By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 16:30 - United States
Leaking
By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada
Caught in 4K
By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States
Back in the saddle
By kipper - 22/07/2019 12:00
By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Observation
By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States
By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States
The Terminator
By jobekka - 15/11/2022 10:06
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Cruising
By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14
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I'm here!
By Adam - 29/07/2019 20:00
Booming
By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada
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By ShadowReiku - 06/06/2014 03:38 - United States - Bowie
fishyrael tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.
By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada
By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States
Projectile
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside
Relief
By Andrew Cab - 06/04/2021 14:00 - United Kingdom
By JayCee500 - 27/05/2014 23:05 - France - Paris
JayCee500 tells us more.
I'm the OP. I posted this after my last session with my therapist--I'd realized that this particular person wasn't working for me because I didn't really connect with her to an extent where I'd be able to tell her all my problems. This is the first time I'm seeking therapy, and from what people have said, it sometimes takes a while to find someone you are truly comfortable with. Just to be clear--I don't think that my particular problems are at all special, and they aren't even that bad when compared with half the shit people I know go through. It was just getting to the point where I was deliberately excluding things that had happened to me/that I felt because I considered them too "pathetic" to share. You can probably guess that one of my problems is that I care way too much about how other people perceive me.
Forgiveness
By notacaveman - 16/04/2013 13:27 - Netherlands
By boopingsnoot - 27/08/2017 01:30 - United States - Nashville
Nice try
By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland
By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium
Keywords
follow up a few years later. i was so hurt the day I wrote this, and i still haven't forgiven my mom for this. I've tried to talk to her about it, but ive never even got an apology. She put my dog down, because she found a autoimmune condition that caused my dog not to have any blood left. and the vet knew my mom, plus on paper my mom owned her, even though she had been living with me since I moved out 7 years earlier. it wasn't the wrong decision, i just wish I knew so I could say goodbye to the pet i loved above everything in my life.