By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 44

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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hooked up? it is so funny!

I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born

maybe the doctor just wasn't hot?

It's just a small problem. Not a big deal

ahahahahaha 30 year old and you've never hooked up?!?!

the funny part is hes from virginia xD

hahahhahahahah youre genious serieus

Quite a chick magnet

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

That sounds....painful.

for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....

Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.

he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.

You fail, sorry.

you say that like it's his fault

I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.

MAYBE SHE HAS A COLD!

rough man haha

LOL you're hilarous #5 !

FYL for suuuuree

I'm sorry man, that really sucks

I would have passed out from embarrassment.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.