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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
By Anonymous - /
Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 /
United States
By Alice /
Friday 19 July 2013 06:04 /
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RyanRaygun
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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
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neonoodle
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get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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666midnight
| 0
lol thats bad :P
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mercury23
| 7
hooked up? it is so funny!
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Asstazztic
| 8
I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born
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zanguard
| 0
maybe the doctor just wasn't hot?
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Midrash
| 5
It's just a small problem. Not a big deal
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
what?
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dippindot001
| 0
ahahahahaha 30 year old and you've never hooked up?!?!
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fishsmash
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the funny part is hes from virginia xD
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tomdebom
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hahahhahahahah youre genious serieus
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YeaWhoFMLitsme
| 5
Lol
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DrBAMF69
| 0
Quite a chick magnet
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RyanRaygun
| 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
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marc24_fml
| 0
hahaha!!!!!!
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lizzzmarie
| 0
bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
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Snackycake
| 20
That sounds....painful.
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Henge
| 6
for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....
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tormcn
| 26
Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.
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Hippohighasakite
| 21
he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.
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ohdamn_fml
| 2
You fail, sorry.
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CreeperXRemix15
| 8
you say that like it's his fault
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acid_moose
| 7
I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.
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ohhboyy
| 0
MAYBE SHE HAS A COLD!
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Jok3r_fml
| 0
rough man haha
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lilian96
| 0
LOL
you're hilarous #5 !
you're hilarous #5 !
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basketball03
| 0
FYL for suuuuree
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PterodactylMan
| 23
I'm sorry man, that really sucks
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Jem0_0
| 0
I would have passed out from embarrassment.
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neonoodle
| 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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