FML : Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 / United States

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By RyanRaygun | 0

#100805 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

By neonoodle | 0

#100824 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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By 666midnight | 0

#100785 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:34

lol thats bad :P

mercury23 | 7

#972290 - Thursday 1 April 2010 12:10

hooked up? it is so funny!

Asstazztic | 8

#1039608 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 09:25

I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born

zanguard | 0

#1112179 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 05:29

maybe the doctor just wasn't hot?

Midrash | 5

#3461503 - Thursday 20 October 2011 03:03

It's just a small problem. Not a big deal

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5613081 - Sunday 4 August 2013 11:26

what?

By dippindot001 | 0

#100789 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:34

ahahahahaha 30 year old and you've never hooked up?!?!

fishsmash | 0

#1245828 - Sunday 15 August 2010 03:07

the funny part is hes from virginia xD

tomdebom | 0

#1636039 - Monday 1 November 2010 06:44

hahahhahahahah youre genious serieus

YeaWhoFMLitsme | 5

#3774043 - Friday 23 December 2011 03:56

Lol

DrBAMF69 | 0

#4602076 - Saturday 23 June 2012 03:49

Quite a chick magnet

By RyanRaygun | 0

#100805 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

marc24_fml | 0

#2284046 - Sunday 3 April 2011 05:05

hahaha!!!!!!

lizzzmarie | 0

#2383304 - Thursday 21 April 2011 03:12

bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

Snackycake | 20

#4569393 - Friday 15 June 2012 09:58

That sounds....painful.

Henge | 6

#5633772 - Monday 19 August 2013 04:49

for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....

tormcn | 26

#6277979 - Thursday 30 April 2015 03:01

Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.

Hippohighasakite | 21

#6576105 - Friday 8 April 2016 02:28

he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.

By ohdamn_fml | 2

#100808 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:36

You fail, sorry.

CreeperXRemix15 | 8

#5589582 - Saturday 20 July 2013 05:11

you say that like it's his fault

acid_moose | 7

#5767980 - Monday 25 November 2013 08:55

I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.

By ohhboyy | 0

#100810 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:38

MAYBE SHE HAS A COLD!

By Jok3r_fml | 0

#100812 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:39

rough man haha

By lilian96 | 0

#100816 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:39

LOL you're hilarous #5 !

By basketball03 | 0

#100818 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:36

FYL for suuuuree

PterodactylMan | 23

#5608832 - Thursday 1 August 2013 11:37

I'm sorry man, that really sucks

By Jem0_0 | 0

#100819 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:37

I would have passed out from embarrassment.

By neonoodle | 0

#100824 - Saturday 11 April 2009 03:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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