FML : Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I...

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brannonjames / Thursday 10 May 2012 22:20 / United States

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By countrygirl3250 | 16

#4420005 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:52

and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

By MetalxSoldier | 26

#4419987 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:45

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

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By Valkyrie2012 | 4

#4419969 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:42

Wait your aunt is he?

By Z03y | 7

#4419971 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:42

Your aunt is a he?

By Ekh0es | 36

#4419973 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:43

He?

By Razzle_Dazzle_5 | 11

#4419974 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:43

Is your aunt some sort of sex changing shapeshifter by any chance?

By MeLuvBewbs | 7

#4419976 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:43

Dafuq? I'm so confused...

By digitaljunky | 5

#4419978 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:44

lol yeah your def not getting a girl with your aunt around!!

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4419985 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:45

I knew I wasn't the only one who had caught that!

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4419999 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:48

Sorry wrong FML. Ignore my comment

TurnpikeTwister | 0

#4420029 - Friday 11 May 2012 9:00

Whatever, OP got aunt-pwned; he better watch his back, but well-played Aunt Flo!

ss_20_xx | 14

#4420033 - Friday 11 May 2012 9:01

Yeah I think he definitely knows that and won't use his aunt as a wingwoman or something.

LookOnBrightSide | 12

#4420181 - Friday 11 May 2012 10:13

6- You're "def" not getting a girlfriend (or boyfriend) by using a diminutive for definitely. It's not that hard to spell out. Plus, I'm sure he was just hanging out with his aunt for one day. I doubt he does it on a regular basis.

yahoowizard | 16

#4420225 - Friday 11 May 2012 10:44

Although I feel that the grandma could transition in such a way to get OP the girl with her epicness, that is, if she wanted to.

simonsaysYDI | 8

#4420619 - Friday 11 May 2012 15:15

35 - Actually, considering the younger crowd these days, he's probably better off writing in that way.
Cuz dey all type lyk dis ya no????

Drigr | 8

#4420623 - Friday 11 May 2012 15:22

I always thought aunt flo was a euphamism (sp?) for being on your period...

doubleea | 3

#4420777 - Friday 11 May 2012 17:39

52) There are too many vowels in your last sentence..

LookOnBrightSide | 12

#4423706 - Saturday 12 May 2012 10:14

52-I'm 16. I am the 1% when it comes to grammar as far as the Internet goes.

thecubie123 | 0

#4427201 - Sunday 13 May 2012 3:21

Whats OP?.....

Boomshadow | 3

#4431477 - Monday 14 May 2012 2:31

Depends on the aunt. Maybe some aunts are good wingmen.

Chaosaiyan | 6

#4981602 - Friday 28 September 2012 15:56

Don't flatter yourself kid. You get confused.
Nobody is the 1% of anything. So stop being a pretentious idiot and gain some modesty.

And I do realise this is late.

By Ekh0es | 36

#4419982 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:44

Obviously a typo which I am sure will be fixed.

andy30ace | 3

#4420008 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:52

Hot

FYLorYDIohno | 12

#4420017 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:59

Awkward moment..

Ekh0es | 36

#4420019 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:59

There was a typo originally in the FML. It has been fixed.

By MetalxSoldier | 26

#4419987 - Friday 11 May 2012 8:45

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4420077 - Friday 11 May 2012 9:20

I especially agree with not dating your aunt. Just putting it out there OP; 1) I think that may be illegal 2) Think of the children, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children 3) That's plain fucked up.

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#4420194 - Friday 11 May 2012 10:21

OP can marry his aunt, as long as she isn't gay.

shanemaximo | 7

#4420765 - Friday 11 May 2012 17:22

That's when you look at all the people who are surely now staring and loudly exclaim, "It's alright, the doctors said these outburst are a result of her late midlife crisis. Turning 55 is a bitch."