Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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countrygirl3250
| 16
and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.
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Valkyrie2012
| 4
Wait your aunt is he?
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Z03y
| 7
Your aunt is a he?
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Ekh0es
| 36
He?
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
Is your aunt some sort of sex changing shapeshifter by any chance?
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MeLuvBewbs
| 7
Dafuq? I'm so confused...
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digitaljunky
| 5
lol yeah your def not getting a girl with your aunt around!!
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
I knew I wasn't the only one who had caught that!
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Sorry wrong FML. Ignore my comment
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TurnpikeTwister
| 0
Whatever, OP got aunt-pwned; he better watch his back, but well-played Aunt Flo!
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ss_20_xx
| 14
Yeah I think he definitely knows that and won't use his aunt as a wingwoman or something.
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LookOnBrightSide
| 12
6- You're "def" not getting a girlfriend (or boyfriend) by using a diminutive for definitely. It's not that hard to spell out. Plus, I'm sure he was just hanging out with his aunt for one day. I doubt he does it on a regular basis.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Although I feel that the grandma could transition in such a way to get OP the girl with her epicness, that is, if she wanted to.
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
35 - Actually, considering the younger crowd these days, he's probably better off writing in that way.
Cuz dey all type lyk dis ya no????
Cuz dey all type lyk dis ya no????
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Drigr
| 9
I always thought aunt flo was a euphamism (sp?) for being on your period...
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doubleea
| 3
52) There are too many vowels in your last sentence..
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LookOnBrightSide
| 12
52-I'm 16. I am the 1% when it comes to grammar as far as the Internet goes.
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thecubie123
| 0
Whats OP?.....
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Boomshadow
| 3
Depends on the aunt. Maybe some aunts are good wingmen.
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Chaosaiyan
| 6
Don't flatter yourself kid. You get confused.
Nobody is the 1% of anything. So stop being a pretentious idiot and gain some modesty.
And I do realise this is late.
Nobody is the 1% of anything. So stop being a pretentious idiot and gain some modesty.
And I do realise this is late.
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Ekh0es
| 36
Obviously a typo which I am sure will be fixed.
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andy30ace
| 3
Hot
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FYLorYDIohno
| 12
Awkward moment..
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Ekh0es
| 36
There was a typo originally in the FML. It has been fixed.
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I especially agree with not dating your aunt. Just putting it out there OP; 1) I think that may be illegal 2) Think of the children, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children 3) That's plain fucked up.
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
| 14
OP can marry his aunt, as long as she isn't gay.
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shanemaximo
| 7
That's when you look at all the people who are surely now staring and loudly exclaim, "It's alright, the doctors said these outburst are a result of her late midlife crisis. Turning 55 is a bitch."
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MeLuvBewbs
| 7
Dafuq I'm so confused...
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ladyLALAA
| 28
It's ok Snooki, we don't expect much more!
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MeLuvBewbs
| 7
Oh I get it now haha. I used my cuca instead of my brain this time. The aunt made a point that bitches be stealin money from boyfriends.
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Gtaylorfication
| 0
Yupp spot on you got it!
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KriiFahMoro
| 9
Couldn't have explained it better myself
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Kurliegyrl
| 10
I'm sorry =[…
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KriiFahMoro
| 9
Why are you sorry? Are you the OP's Aunt? If not, than please place foot in mouth.