Kids, Family and Fight: Projectile

Projectile

By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Saturday 3 April 2021 19:17

Yeah me too. I was wondering if this was the same person posting about an ongoing issue lol

Boyufd 24

Saturday 3 April 2021 17:18

I swear I read a similar confession before

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Boyufd 24

Saturday 3 April 2021 17:18

I swear I read a similar confession before

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 3 April 2021 19:17

Yeah me too. I was wondering if this was the same person posting about an ongoing issue lol

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Sunday 4 April 2021 2:29

Are you a little person, or is your sister Hulk enough to launch you like a tennis ball?

phybreawptic 13

Monday 5 April 2021 17:58

Unfortunately

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