By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
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too_much_fun 0

Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML" Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

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bman01 0

Women farting? This is absurd!

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cherry_satellite 0

First! you're an idiot. but thanks for making me laugh lol

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brenkite 5

Anyone else reminded of anchorman?

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yes_yes_yes 0

Smooth move Ex-lax

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24788 6

Damn sneaky dog is sneaky.

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noevidence09 0

YDI for suuure haha

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sukhdeep 4

lol

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lukehappygilmore 4

I'm a guy. And I just try to pretend they don't do that. haha I mean, I just think it's disgusting... BIG TURNOFF, especially if it stinks. girls if a guy is getting too "touchy" and starts taking advantage of you, just fart. He'll get right off

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mylifepwnz 0

My dogs name is Baxter! :D And you could just say "lol joking" or something

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too_much_fun 0

Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML" Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

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lukehappygilmore 4

haha!!!

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bman01 0

Women farting? This is absurd!

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winteryescapes 0

hahaha, omg. YDI, but a definite laugh. very smooth. [:

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24788 6

Damn! Sneaky dog is sneaky.

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sureway99 0

Hahaha 10 FML 157 YDI

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asxp10 0

Not real, Girls don't fart.

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Gstone5 0

everybody farts retard, look it up in a biology book... average of 10-15 farts a day for EVERYONE!

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scarllet13101 5

Joke? Idiot

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Invasion976 6

Woooooooooooshh! Right over your head.

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