Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
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cherry_satellite
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First!
you're an idiot. but thanks for making me laugh lol
you're an idiot. but thanks for making me laugh lol
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brenkite
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Anyone else reminded of anchorman?
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yes_yes_yes
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Smooth move Ex-lax
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24788
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Damn sneaky dog is sneaky.
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noevidence09
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YDI for suuure haha
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sukhdeep
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lol
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lukehappygilmore
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I'm a guy. And I just try to pretend they don't do that. haha I mean, I just think it's disgusting... BIG TURNOFF, especially if it stinks. girls if a guy is getting too "touchy" and starts taking advantage of you, just fart. He'll get right off
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mylifepwnz
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My dogs name is Baxter! :D
And you could just say "lol joking" or something
And you could just say "lol joking" or something
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too_much_fun
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Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML"
Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"
Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"
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lukehappygilmore
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haha!!!
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bman01
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Women farting? This is absurd!
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ZombieSlaya115
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Retard
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winteryescapes
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hahaha, omg.
YDI, but a definite laugh.
very smooth. [:
YDI, but a definite laugh.
very smooth. [:
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24788
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Damn! Sneaky dog is sneaky.
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sureway99
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Hahaha
10 FML
157 YDI
10 FML
157 YDI
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asxp10
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Not real, Girls don't fart.
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Gstone5
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everybody farts retard, look it up in a biology book...
average of 10-15 farts a day for EVERYONE!
average of 10-15 farts a day for EVERYONE!
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scarllet13101
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Joke? Idiot
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Invasion976
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Woooooooooooshh! Right over your head.
Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"