FML : Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame...

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By silentbutdeadly - / Monday 27 April 2009 22:04 / United States

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By too_much_fun | 0

#149740 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:23

Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML"

Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

By bman01 | 0

#149742 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

Women farting? This is absurd!

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By cherry_satellite | 0

#149710 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:16

First!
you're an idiot. but thanks for making me laugh lol

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brenkite | 5

#5059931 - Friday 19 October 2012 22:56

Anyone else reminded of anchorman?

By yes_yes_yes | 0

#149732 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

Smooth move Ex-lax

By 24788 | 5

#149733 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:23

Damn sneaky dog is sneaky.

By noevidence09 | 0

#149736 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:21

YDI for suuure haha

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sukhdeep | 4

#976053 - Thursday 8 April 2010 0:49

lol

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lukehappygilmore | 4

#2061051 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:42

I'm a guy. And I just try to pretend they don't do that. haha I mean, I just think it's disgusting... BIG TURNOFF, especially if it stinks. girls if a guy is getting too "touchy" and starts taking advantage of you, just fart. He'll get right off

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mylifepwnz | 0

#3579270 - Sunday 13 November 2011 5:19

My dogs name is Baxter! :D

And you could just say "lol joking" or something

By too_much_fun | 0

#149740 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:23

Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML"

Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

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lukehappygilmore | 4

#2061037 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:38

haha!!!

By bman01 | 0

#149742 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

Women farting? This is absurd!

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ZombieSlaya115 | 17

#6710114 - Sunday 6 November 2016 22:26

Retard

By winteryescapes | 0

#149745 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

hahaha, omg.
YDI, but a definite laugh.
very smooth. [:

By 24788 | 5

#149748 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:24

Damn! Sneaky dog is sneaky.

By sureway99 | 0

#149749 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:29

Hahaha
10 FML
157 YDI

By asxp10 | 0

#149773 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:36

Not real, Girls don't fart.

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Gstone5 | 0

#966074 - Monday 22 March 2010 2:35

everybody farts retard, look it up in a biology book...
average of 10-15 farts a day for EVERYONE!

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scarllet13101 | 5

#4585738 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 7:35

Joke? Idiot

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Invasion976 | 6

#5516871 - Saturday 1 June 2013 22:51

Woooooooooooshh! Right over your head.

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