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By NewDadHurtBad - 27/06/2022 09:00 - Canada - Quesnel
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
Warning! Divorce her. She will never get better and certainly get worse. You will never be able to help/look at/be polite at another woman without her being jealous. You will always be accused of flirting no matter what. Your life will be miserable.
Being pregnant is no excuse for domestic abuse.
Wife needs to see a psychologist. Anyone can have disturbing dreams, but to slap your sleeping partner while you are awake because of your dream is not part of a normal pregnancy or relationship.