By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 16:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad
The Top
By MissMae93 - 26/04/2012 01:27 - United States
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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada
Great first date
By Anonymous - 23/04/2021 08:08
Caught in 4K
By Gennifer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hackensack
Horndog
By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 08:01
By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte
By apenglishstudent - 31/03/2009 05:12 - United States
Healthy hair tips
By EggHead - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 18:26 - Canada - Red Deer
By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States
By Candycane88 - 26/03/2013 14:12 - United States - Hemet
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Lol he wasn't joking, but he wasn't trying to insult me either, in his mind that comment was trying to insult the guy hitting on me, strangely my hubby adores me and is a great guy, it's just funny the way it came out.
By hated - 26/03/2009 17:40 - United States
Boundaries, dude!
By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 06:01
By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada
Nuts
By Painful - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By rubberduckie94 - 06/04/2012 13:17 - United States
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This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.
By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand
Good kid
By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 13:59
By zoegirl_455 - 09/04/2014 21:57 - United States - San Francisco
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Surprised this got posted guess it's twenty times the charm. So yes this fml needs a ton of explanation. The program my teacher used is turn it in. My percentage of plagiarism is 22%. Some of what is highlighted as plagiarism is my works cited and my last name, there's also some parts of sentences that are apparently plagiarized also. The paper was on historical events so much of what is highlighted are dates, names, and events. The things that my teacher said were "word from word from turn it in" were descriptions of historical events and similar things, and they were phrases, not whole sentences. When I looked at the source of plagiarism my words were apparently copied from a website I've never heard of, a student paper that I'm pretty sure is from another state, and a website I did use as a source in my paper and did cite. I did not plagiarize my paper, I spent a whole week writing it and a good portion of my weekend editing it. The most frustrating thing is that many people from my class spit out a paper two hours before it was due and got a higher grade. I am planning to talk to my teacher after school and clear this up. It's pretty ridiculous because in all my 12 years of school I've never been accused of this sooo I'm hoping my teacher will be able to understand. To clear up the meaning of the FML, I was trying to say that my teacher basically used some program on the Internet to accuse me of plagiarism that just highlights anything that is remotely similar to something else, which resulted in a higher percentage of plagiarism. Hopefully this explanation wasn't too confusing and this cleared everything up!
By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 10:14 - United States
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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States
Dad priorities
By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01
By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States
Gang violence
By fattysonparade - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States
Nosaurus
By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana
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To everyone saying I should have called in: unfortunately my work only provides about 3 sick days, which I used when I had my wisdom teeth removed. As for management, usually only one or two people are required to run the entire store (and of course, it was just me). They require much more notice and there was no one else available for the shift. Thank you to everyone with kind words and trust me, if I could have called in, I would have.