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  NuTrees  |  9

It's a bummer, that in 2012 all these fucking kids tricked themselves into believing that, real friends treat you like shit because your so darn close..

Forever alone and proud!

  ChrisTheCalm  |  9

#113 don't think of it like that. Once women were thought of as just housewives. You could always just try that. And basically he's saying all it takes for a thumbs up is a clever sexual comment made by an attractive girl for guys to thumb up like the pigs they are.

  notsorandomguy  |  18

"I want to put whipped cream all over your tits and lick it all off.
-WHAT? Son, we are going to have to have a very serious discussion when you get home
-Erm, I meant to say that I'll be home late because I have a group assignement. Damn autocorrect."
Yeah, that would work.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

20 - if you're not looking to be creeped out then you're lost, FML is for dads that find their daughter's boyfriends dressed up as sex clowns and taped to the ceiling of their shed