FML : Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did,...

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Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 August 2011 20:21 / United Kingdom

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By TheLastChild | 8

#3109318 - Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Extreme cougar!

By hobbsicle805 | 0

#3109317 - Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Oh God...

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By hobbsicle805 | 0

#3109317 - Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Oh God...

Iamnotmyself | 17

#3109406 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:05

Hey, I think this is one of my clients! Olive R. Boys? Best old people sex I'd ever had.

ZTD09 | 2

#3109503 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:19

I see what you did there, whatwith the god thing and the religious FML.

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3109572 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:25

Old people have feelings? Who knew?!

kelseygoesrawr | 8

#3109631 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:38

Well that's odd, I was replying to a different comment when I posted that, and now that comment is gone. >.

DrIDGAF | 7

#3109772 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:02

Granny's a cougar

2blue4u | 8

#3109782 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:05

That would be a funny conversation! lol

123amanda123 | 14

#3109802 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:09

haha nice

Keyman1212 | 14

#3109805 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:09

What does your parents being religious have to do with... Well, anything?

ed11 | 1

#3109981 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:54

I'm guessing Granies loaded? ;)

hopelessxdesign | 5

#3109987 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:55

religious parents + family dinner + grandma + man 30 years younger then her = Not peaceful dinner

zachherbert | 10

#3110019 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:09

GILF

skinthesnakes | 6

#3110059 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:17

that's cute.

sayitagain | 9

#3110153 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:43

#72- win!:)

andy_l | 14

#3110160 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:44

You can take some tips from her one day.

Jaimegirl | 7

#3110259 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:02

yeah the religious part seems rather odd... "Today, I rode my school bus to school, when I got to school a bully threw me into the dumpster! Stupid School bus!"

weewee1 | 0

#3110293 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:12

Religious parents? Even normal parents might find this weird.

GAMaeishere | 0

#3110300 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:14

1-I see what you did there

EvilPotato | 14

#3110411 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:48

your granny is a player.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3110423 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:51

you have a gang$ter grandma! my grandma wears granny panties while OP's grandma doesn't wear any..period!

nixter5 | 18

#3110436 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:54

Hey, I don't blame the guy. Nothing like a vagina the size of a wizard's sleeve to get you turned on!

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#3110673 - Monday 15 August 2011 7:06

Yeah, I'd find this awkward even if the OP's parents worshipped the devil.

Burnbaby | 0

#3110754 - Monday 15 August 2011 7:52

Religious parents + grannie "living in sin" with a much younger man = freak out

Mandy0325 | 1

#3111253 - Monday 15 August 2011 9:14

all I can say is. you go grandma way to get some!!

yoursucklives | 36

#3111296 - Monday 15 August 2011 9:19

OP's granny is obviously a GILF.

aFatFuck | 0

#3111803 - Monday 15 August 2011 10:46

Athiests and Agnostics have morals as well. I don't think it matters the faith - most people would find it odd and might be a bit upset about it.

whcwtexan | 0

#3118292 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:50

Borat FTW!!!

By TheLastChild | 8

#3109318 - Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Extreme cougar!

mollyslips | 13

#3109387 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:03

aww, grannys not a cougar, she just likes sex!!;P

TheLastChild | 8

#3109414 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

With men probably 30 years her junior...

mollyslips | 13

#3109495 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:17

age doesn't matter, stop making out she's so slutty XD

TheLastChild | 8

#3109508 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:19

Since when is being a cougar slutty?

LOLtrollzin | 3

#3109542 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:22

That's no fucking cougar thats a mountain lion

mollyslips | 13

#3109559 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:24

I didn't say she was slutty, calm down,

TheLastChild | 8

#3109585 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:28

.... Does my text appear to not be calm? You like to assume.. And you know what they say about assuming...

SoSickWithIt | 14

#3109662 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:44

It makes an ass out of u and me! :D

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3109707 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:50

I'd call her slutty anyway
And that dude is looking for a little too easy of a score

mollyslips | 13

#3109718 - Monday 15 August 2011 1:53

meh, i don't, :)

mollyslips | 13

#3109808 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:09

60, some people like older women and men, I just can't imagine them naked:P

J_Shorty_17 | 6

#3109996 - Monday 15 August 2011 2:58

@ #40 - a mountain lion and cougar is the same animal... loll

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3110108 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:31

73- I know, my aunt married someone 20 years younger than her
It's just my opinion that if she's a grandma she obviously had kids (hopefully married too) a while ago, and now is hanging out with a 30 year old
SOME people might get the wrong idea

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3110125 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:37

Please tell me you didn't just do that 88....

Tobias5505 | 0

#3110201 - Monday 15 August 2011 3:52

hey, 88 was just correcting a mistake

bubbs5 | 3

#3110261 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:02

a mountain lion and cougar are the same thing

koe4 | 0

#3110318 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:20

i think it can also be called a puma? :)

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3110381 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:37

They are different breeds of cat. They are NOT the exact same.

sarebear99 | 0

#3110498 - Monday 15 August 2011 5:35

that last child girl is hot

muffins650 | 1

#3110511 - Monday 15 August 2011 5:44

More like cheetah

SteelCladAngel | 0

#3110514 - Monday 15 August 2011 5:45

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar

*cough*
anyway....
Granny is no cougar, she's a friggin sabertooth! Lol

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3110561 - Monday 15 August 2011 6:12

Marry me 127. We would be unstoppable in arguements with our infinite knowledge of the insignifigant facts!

iAintEvenMad | 0

#3110599 - Monday 15 August 2011 6:25

Don't you wanna be a cougar?

mikentrigger | 4

#3110635 - Monday 15 August 2011 6:44

151- Did you just propose to yourself?

block1 | 2

#3110644 - Monday 15 August 2011 6:52

I do that all the time

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3110856 - Monday 15 August 2011 8:34

er... mountain lion, puma, cougar, etc are all names for puma concolor (previously felis concolor meaning cat of one color).

mollyslips | 13

#3112493 - Monday 15 August 2011 12:01

101, also, one of my best friends dads is 20 years older then her mom, and i agree that if you love someone, or find them attractive, then thats all good:)