By funy_hunie - 02/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Anchorage
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Where are you? Oh, there you are
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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00
American Psycho
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By toothbreaker - 22/08/2019 11:00 - United States - Tucson
Perv!
By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of
Judgmental much?
By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli
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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong
Nice try, kiddo
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By Anthony - 16/08/2010 01:40 - United States
The first date must've been amazing
By Ami Ditbacher - 11/09/2019 07:53
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Yay my FML story got published! Thanks for all the great suggestions and witty comments (: this guy stopped me on the street about 2 months ago and he seemed pretty okay but I wasn't really looking to date/get into bed with someone. I broke up with my ex last year and some ugly things happened afterwards which left me incredibly insecure, alone and vulnerable. I guess that's why I'm letting people walk all over me? Anyways I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt twice already and there is no doubt now that he's not a nice person. I was absolutely okay with paying for my own meal. His "I-forgot-my-wallet" bit was a shock to me since I've never encountered someone who would be so rude. Also I always tip in restaurants as I usually get a fair treatment (and I rarely eat out since it's expensive and I prefer to cook my own food). In this case the waitress went into complete asshole mode once she got her tip and totally ignored me. And obviously I didn't put out (: I actually told the guy that I'm just looking for friends but he still felt me up without my consent. All in all: not a nice experience.
By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States
Truth bomb
By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States
By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States
I hate to break it to you…
By Sam - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
The Bathtub Incident
By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States
Leave Me Alone
By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland
Emotional
By Alisha Marie - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By LiveLoveLys - 31/03/2012 18:28 - Canada - Barrie
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OP here. I love my boyfriend, but you wouldn't BELIEVE how lazy and unmotivated he is sometimes. I think his attitude of not giving a **** goes back to how he's always been fed with a silver spoon and been given EVERYTHING in life. He feels as if he doesn't need to do anything, and that it's all up to everyone else. That goes for getting a job and earning money to pay the bills as well as stupid stuff like this. His attitude is "if they can figure it out, why should I care?" That doesn't make him a bad person, but it's hugely insensitive. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people here talking crap about me are exactly the same as he is. That "your" vs "you're" thing bugs the hell out of me anyway and it's not like committing the difference to memory is a hard thing. Long rant done, thanks. Edit: I didn't mean to reply to this comment. :S
By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States
Drugged?
By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00
Which toppings?
By neverhealthy - 01/10/2019 02:01
Self report
By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada
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OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.